Don't Touch My Nuts Embroidered Squirrel Black Tee Shirt, Unisex
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This shirt is for the nut lover in all of us. It's perfect for those who want a fun way to remind people to respect their boundaries, and also for those who want to show their love of nuts in a more subtle way. The "Don't Touch My Nuts" embroidered shirt has helped plenty of person, just read this very-real, not AI generated review:
"This shirt is like a dream come true! I had been dealing with people constantly coming up to me and touching my nuts without asking, and it was really starting to get on my nerves. It was like they thought they have some sort of right to just grab my nuts without permission. I tried everything, but nothing would stop people from touching my nuts. As soon as I put on the shirt, it was like a whole new world opened up to me. People were actually respecting my personal space and not trying to touch my nuts all the time. It was amazing! I felt like a new person, and I couldn't believe how much better my life was with the shirt. I am absolutely amazed by how soft the shirt is too! The embroidered design on the front is absolutely beautiful. I can't believe how lucky I am to have found such a perfect shirt that has saved my sanity, my nuts, and ultimately, my life." - Vincent Adultman, a human man and not a bot
Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon
Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!