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If you’ve got social anxiety, or are a human being, Costco can be a bit of a nightmarish experience once you’re past the charm of a 5 year supply of dish soap in one trip. Chime in with the “haven’t you people ever heard of using a goddamn self-checkout?” today (or in a couple days once your bag ...

"I think about frogs all day. I find them fascinating and can't help but wonder what it would be like to hop around like they do. I imagine what it would feel like to have that long tongue and sticky skin. I even dream about being a frog sometimes. I can't help it, I'm obsessed with frogs! I t...

  Cowboy in the streets but a lady in the sheets. That's the saying right? Red and pink embroidered iron-on patch perfect for your favorite pair of jeans. The cursive lets everyone know you're fancy. Don't forget to grab one for your horse too. 🐎 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2” x 1...

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, which is a true story, but *I* was looking absolutely SHREXY because I was rocking this incredible vinyl sticker. Pay homage to your favorite swamp ogre with this sticker version of our Shrexy heart embroider...

Look, here in Oregon, we have a saying: M.I.L.F. Man I Love Fishin’! Nothing’s hotter than a master baiter! Catch yours today. Grab this hat for your favorite fisherman or for your next fishing trip. 🎣 All dad hats are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine e...

It's got that classic new Mattel smell, like when the wheels are hot Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3” diameter  Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp - tracking is not included) Designed, digitized, machine-embroidered, and finished by me o...

"I do not think, therefore I do not am" - René Descartes' brother, probably Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results.  Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shir...

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, which is a true story, but *I* was looking absolutely SHREXY because I was rocking this embroidered patch. Keep the ogre close to your heart and add a little shrexiness to your favorite denim jacket or bag.  ...

"I think about frogs all day. I find them fascinating and can't help but wonder what it would be like to hop around like they do. I imagine what it would feel like to have that long tongue and sticky skin. I even dream about being a frog sometimes. I can't help it, I'm obsessed with frogs! I ...

Bruh, are you serious? Add this cutie to a denim jacket, pair of jeans, or your favorite bag with this embroidered iron-on patch. This red and pink heart with cursive will look great on its own or alongside your other patches. 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2” x 1.5" Patches are sh...

It's hard to be pleasant when you first wake up. You're exhausted and cranky, and you know there's only one thing that will help. One thing that will turn the hell of being awake into a manageable experience, that will transform the hollow goblin of a creature you see before you in the mirror int...

And don't even think about raising your voice at me!!  Black embroidered beanie to remind everyone, Don't Mess With me I Will Cry. For those who are sensitive and maybe a little nervous The comfortable fit will make this an instant favorite in your wardrobe.  Thick knit to keep you (and your hea...

Is there a chance you may be stupid? This cow (bottom text) is here for you. Our embroidered shirts are so comfy, they'll quickly become a favorite. 🐄 All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroidered myself in-house! Due to this, the shirt you...

Look, here in Oregon, we have a saying: D.I.L.F. Dude I Love Forests 🌲 Machine embroidered dad hat for all the tree lovers out there! Our MILF & DILF collection shows off your love for forests, fish, and frogs. The comfortable fit will make this an instant favorite + a staple in your wardrobe...

“That’s how it is on this bitch of an earth” In the eyes of corporate America, this Buff Luigi embroidery is my villain origin story. And now you can get the sticker version that catapulted me to shitpost art fame. Mario gets all the fame and girls but have you seen his brother? Don't forget to g...

Look, here in Oregon, we have a saying: M.I.L.F. Man I Love Fungi! 🍄 Make your love for mushrooms known with this super comfortable embroidered dad hat! Made from 100% lightweight cotton Adjustable metal buckle back closure, one size fits all sizes  All dad hats are made to order and feature my ...

Make sure people know that your bag definitely does not have drugs in it! This little bag will hide your paraphernalia and not look suspicious whatsoever. Also a perfect pouch to carry pencils, make-up, or really anything! Embroidered with flowers and retro-orange text. 🧡 All bags are made to or...

He scream at own ass. A vinyl sticker of our original Scream Possum embroidery! Our favorite marsupial pal who is often misunderstood. They might be a little dumb but look how cute when he scream. Add this little opossum friend to your laptop, water bottle, or anywhere!  Approx. 2.5" vinyl stick...

Politely remind people to keep their hands to themselves. I don't care if we're in a pandemic or not, don't get your grubby paws anywhere near me. Don't Touch Me white and pink embroidered iron-on patch. Easily add this to a denim jacket, your favorite pair of jeans, or wherever else. 💕 Single-s...

Alive Ahaha- Fuck. The second heart in this patch bundle! Red and pink embroidered heart with cursive text. Easily add this iron-on patch to a pair of jeans, a denim jacket, or your favorite bag. Get this expletive patch by itself or grab the whole pack here! 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Appro...

I might not be very smart but at least I'm sweet! A cute vinyl sticker of our Pure of Heart Dumb of Ass embroidered patch. Add this baby pink and hot pink heart anywhere to let people know that you're intentions are good even if you are a dummy.💕 Approx. 2.5" vinyl sticker.  Patches are shipped ...

" 'Born to shit – forced to wipe' is an amazingly deep meme. So deep and so profound, that I honestly hesitate to even call it a meme. It borders to art. It conveys a message about ourselves, society, nature, technology, and happiness as short and concise as one can ever hope for it to get. These...

…if each 1 year in a human life is like 7 years in a dogs life…… 😬 Paired with an adorable fireman Dalmatian and embroidered with In Dog Years I'm Dead, this shirt is perfect for just about anyone.  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroid...

Introducing the Garfield "lagsagnge" patch! This high quality embroidered patch features everyone's favorite lazy cat, Garfield, along with the text "lagsagnge". Perfect for adding a little bit of humor (and a whole lot of lazy) to any outfit, this patch is sure to get a chuckle out of everyone w...

Pick your poison from our 4 new Goose Game inspired patches, options include: "No Gods No Masters""Peace Was Never An Option""Be Gay Do Crimes""Fuck Around and Find Out" This knife goose will strike fear in the hearts of your enemies (and also, like, townspeople) Single-sided, iron-on patch  App...

Approximately 2” x 1.5”Iron-on adhesiveDesigned, digitized, embroidered, and finished by me one at a time(Due to this, the exact patch you receive may vary slightly from the photo)Patches and stickers are sent without trackingCheck out all of our patches hereHere’s instructions on how to adhere y...

Show some love for the tiddies. Add this cutie to a denim jacket, pair of jeans, or your favorite bag with this embroidered iron-on patch. This black and pink heart with cursive will look great on its own or alongside your other patches. 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2” x 1.5" Pat...

When the revolution comes and the über-wealthy are finally offed, we'll be waiting at the guillotine. We're looking at you Mr. Amazon. Get on the right side of history with this sweet pink guillotine embroidered iron-on patch with hearts. 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2.2” x 2" Pa...

No, That's it, okay? Add this cutie to a denim jacket, pair of jeans, or your favorite bag with this embroidered iron-on patch. This pink and black heart with Gothic Old English text will look great on its own or alongside your other patches. 🖤 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2” x 1.5...

Taxing the rich is so two-thousand-and-late am I right? Their time is up and it's time for us to unite and buffet on the rich! Let it be known that when the guillotines start coming out, you'll be lined up with a fork and napkin. Cute Eat the Rich embroidered iron-on patch with silverware and tin...

Want to celebrate having an absolute dumpster wagon? A bangin' dump truck? A phat ass? This patch is for you. Baby pink and hot pink embroidered iron-on patch with cursive Dummy Thicc. Easily add this little cutie to a bag or your favorite pair of jeans. 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximat...

Make sure people know that your bag definitely does not have drugs in it! This little bag will hide your paraphernalia and not look suspicious whatsoever. Also a perfect pouch to carry pencils, make-up, or really anything! Embroidered with flowers and pretty-pink text. All bags are made to order...

Despite everything, it's still you. 💙💚💛💜🧡💜❤🖤 Embroidered iron-on patch inspired by the message revealed at the end of Undertale. Easily add this patch to a denim jacket, your favorite pair of jeans, or anywhere else!  Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3.5” x 1.5” Patches are shipped ...

Don’t Mess With Me I Will Cry Embroidered Iron-on PatchApproximately 2.5 “x 2”Iron-on adhesive Designed, digitized, machine-embroidered, and finished by me one at a time(Due to this, the exact patch you receive may vary slightly from the photo)Patches are sent without tracking

For those who aren't that bright, but extremely sweet. Bimbos with a heart of gold. Pink embroidered Pure of Heart & Dumb of Ass iron-on heart patch. Add this little cutie to a denim jacket, your favorite pair of jeans, or wherever else! 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2.5” x 2"...

An embroidered iron-on patch for all the Bad Bitches out there. Embroidered in cursive with a knife. Remind people who the hell you are and easily add this iron-on patch to a pair of jeans, your favorite denim jacket, bag, or wherever else. Bad bitches only 🔪 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approxi...

Bingo is a sensual game that can get your heart racing and your blood pumping. The anticipation of waiting for your number to be called is thrilling, and the satisfaction of finally getting a bingo is immensely satisfying. There's something about the game that just makes you feel alive, and it's ...