Patches

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, which is a true story, but *I* was looking absolutely SHREXY because I was rocking this embroidered patch. Keep the ogre close to your heart and add a little shrexiness to your favorite denim jacket or bag.  ...

  Cowboy in the streets but a lady in the sheets. That's the saying right? Red and pink embroidered iron-on patch perfect for your favorite pair of jeans. The cursive lets everyone know you're fancy. Don't forget to grab one for your horse too. 🐎 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2” x 1...

When the revolution comes and the über-wealthy are finally offed, we'll be waiting at the guillotine. We're looking at you Mr. Amazon. Get on the right side of history with this sweet pink guillotine embroidered iron-on patch with hearts. 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2.2” x 2" Pa...

Introducing the Garfield "lagsagnge" patch! This high quality embroidered patch features everyone's favorite lazy cat, Garfield, along with the text "lagsagnge". Perfect for adding a little bit of humor (and a whole lot of lazy) to any outfit, this patch is sure to get a chuckle out of everyone w...

Taxing the rich is so two-thousand-and-late am I right? Their time is up and it's time for us to unite and buffet on the rich! Let it be known that when the guillotines start coming out, you'll be lined up with a fork and napkin. Cute Eat the Rich embroidered iron-on patch with silverware and tin...

Don’t Mess With Me I Will Cry Embroidered Iron-on PatchApproximately 2.5 “x 2”Iron-on adhesive Designed, digitized, machine-embroidered, and finished by me one at a time(Due to this, the exact patch you receive may vary slightly from the photo)Patches are sent without tracking

Pick your poison from our 4 new Goose Game inspired patches, options include: "No Gods No Masters""Peace Was Never An Option""Be Gay Do Crimes""Fuck Around and Find Out" This knife goose will strike fear in the hearts of your enemies (and also, like, townspeople) Single-sided, iron-on patch  App...

Despite everything, it's still you. 💙💚💛💜🧡💜❤🖤 Embroidered iron-on patch inspired by the message revealed at the end of Undertale. Easily add this patch to a denim jacket, your favorite pair of jeans, or anywhere else!  Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3.5” x 1.5” Patches are shipped ...

Want to celebrate having an absolute dumpster wagon? A bangin' dump truck? A phat ass? This patch is for you. Baby pink and hot pink embroidered iron-on patch with cursive Dummy Thicc. Easily add this little cutie to a bag or your favorite pair of jeans. 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximat...

Show some love for the tiddies. Add this cutie to a denim jacket, pair of jeans, or your favorite bag with this embroidered iron-on patch. This black and pink heart with cursive will look great on its own or alongside your other patches. 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2” x 1.5" Pat...

For those who aren't that bright, but extremely sweet. Bimbos with a heart of gold. Pink embroidered Pure of Heart & Dumb of Ass iron-on heart patch. Add this little cutie to a denim jacket, your favorite pair of jeans, or wherever else! 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2.5” x 2"...

Sometimes I'm a bad bitch, and sometimes I'm a sad bitch. The duality of life. Remind people who the hell you are (even if you're kind of sensitive) and easily add this iron-on patch to a pair of jeans, your favorite denim jacket, bag, or wherever else. Sad bitches only 🌧 Single-sided, iron-on p...

The rules to life are simple and there are three of them: eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs. Trusted advice guaranteed to never let you down. Pink and black embroidered patch that will look great on a denim jacket, a pair of jeans, or your favorite bag! Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximat...

For all the emo girlies out there. Black felt embroidered iron-on patch with goth gf in Gothic Old English. Small enough to fit in with other patches but cute enough to stand on its own. Easily add some spice to your favorite denim jacket or pair of pants, and don't forget to grab one for ur goth...

Politely remind people to keep their hands to themselves. I don't care if we're in a pandemic or not, don't get your grubby paws anywhere near me. Don't Touch Me white and pink embroidered iron-on patch. Easily add this to a denim jacket, your favorite pair of jeans, or wherever else. 💕 Single-s...

Oh, my pronouns you ask? I would actually prefer it if you never refer to me, ever. Black and white embroidered iron-on felt patch with Do Not Refer To Me in cursive. Keep this patch front and center on your favorite denim jacket or pair of jeans! 🖤 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2” ...

Bingo is a sensual game that can get your heart racing and your blood pumping. The anticipation of waiting for your number to be called is thrilling, and the satisfaction of finally getting a bingo is immensely satisfying. There's something about the game that just makes you feel alive, and it's ...

An embroidered iron-on patch for all the Bad Bitches out there. Embroidered in cursive with a knife. Remind people who the hell you are and easily add this iron-on patch to a pair of jeans, your favorite denim jacket, bag, or wherever else. Bad bitches only 🔪 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approxi...

sometimes theres nothin in there, yknow? like, you can't get words to go so good, or like, maybe u have a thing where u can't do and then u try 2 brain blast or something and it just DOESN'T na'mean? well this then is for you ! Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3” diameter  Patches are...

No, That's it, okay? Add this cutie to a denim jacket, pair of jeans, or your favorite bag with this embroidered iron-on patch. This pink and black heart with Gothic Old English text will look great on its own or alongside your other patches. 🖤 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2” x 1.5...

A very sweet heart for your favorite Bimbo, or you! Who cares if you're a little ditzy? At least you're hot. Pink cursive iron-on embroidered patch easy to add on to your favorite denim or jean jackets. 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2.5 x 1.5" Patches are shipped via USPS First-Cl...

Black and white embroidered pronoun patches in cursive. 🖤 She/her, He/him, They/them, and for those who choose to be ignored, Do not refer to me. If your pronouns aren’t listed, please message me to order and I’ll add them as an option! Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2” x 1.5" Patche...

Whether you got Pfizer, Moderna, or a J&J, you deserved to be kiss. And you're hot. Listen, I don't make the rules. It rules you're vaccinated so you better make it known! Black and green felt embroidered iron-on patch with Kiss Me, I'm Vaccinated patch. Add it to your denim jacket or favorit...

You know the dude: he's very hot. Maybe a little beefy. Very sweet. Respectful. But he's a bit of an airhead. We love him. Whether you get this patch for yourself or for your favorite himbo, this embroidered iron-on patch will look great on a pair of jeans or your favorite denim jacket. 💙 Single...

Untitled Goose Game "Fuck Around and Find Out" Embroidered Iron-on Patch This knife goose will strike fear in the hearts of your enemies (and also, like, townspeople) Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3” diameter  Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a...

Approximately 2” x 1.5”Iron-on adhesiveDesigned, digitized, embroidered, and finished by me one at a time(Due to this, the exact patch you receive may vary slightly from the photo)Patches and stickers are sent without trackingCheck out all of our patches hereHere’s instructions on how to adhere y...

Attractive but maybe an airhead? But not a bimbo? or himbo? This Thembo patch is for you. A cute purple and white heart iron-on patch embroidered in cursive. Add this to a denim jacket, pair of jeans, or your favorite bag. 💜 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2.5 x 1.5" Patches are shipp...

Alive Ahaha- Fuck. The second heart in this patch bundle! Red and pink embroidered heart with cursive text. Easily add this iron-on patch to a pair of jeans, a denim jacket, or your favorite bag. Get this expletive patch by itself or grab the whole pack here! 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Appro...

Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3” diameter  Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp - tracking is not included) Designed, digitized, machine-embroidered, and finished by me one at a time. (Due to this, the exact patch you receive may vary slig...

This flirtatious Waluigi Pin-Up Pose Embroidered Iron-on Patch is the perfect way to add a little bit of sensual fun to your life. The embroidered design is sure to please, and the iron on backing makes it easy to apply. Just heat up your iron and get ready for some fun.There's just something abo...

Keep Handsome Squidward close to your heart with our embroidered patch! High-quality embroidered on twill backing.   Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2.5” length Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp - tracking is not included) Designed, digit...

The candy known as conversation hearts come from a 145 year old tradition of putting small notes inside a hard candy shell. These candies called "Crackles" came in many different shapes, and the candies became more popular the shapes started to standardize into the heart shapes predominantly used...

You ever just, tired of existing? But like, you've also come to terms with it? We've captured that existential crisis in patch form! Bundle comes with all three embroidered patches for the complete Alive Ahaha Fuck look! Easily spice up a pair of jeans or your favorite bag. 💕 Single-sided, iron-...

Untitled Goose Game "Be Gay Do Crimes" Embroidered Iron-on Patch   This knife goose will strike fear in the hearts of your enemies (and also townspeople) Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3” diameter  Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp - trac...

  Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 4” wide  Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp - tracking is not included) machine-embroidered and finished by me one at a time. (Due to this, the exact patch you receive may vary slightly from the photo) Her...

  Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3” diameter  Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp - tracking is not included) Designed, digitized, machine-embroidered, and finished by me one at a time. (Due to this, the exact patch you receive may vary sl...

The candy known as conversation hearts come from a 145 year old tradition of putting small notes inside a hard candy shell. These candies called "Crackles" came in many different shapes, and the candies became more popular the shapes started to standardize into the heart shapes predominantly used...

Bruh, are you serious? Add this cutie to a denim jacket, pair of jeans, or your favorite bag with this embroidered iron-on patch. This red and pink heart with cursive will look great on its own or alongside your other patches. 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2” x 1.5" Patches are sh...