Patches

  Cowboy in the streets but a lady in the sheets. That's the saying right? Red and pink embroidered iron-on patch perfect for your favorite pair of jeans. The cursive lets everyone know you're fancy. Don't forget to grab one for your horse too. 🐎 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2” x 1...

It's got that classic new Mattel smell, like when the wheels are hot Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3” diameter  Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp - tracking is not included) Designed, digitized, machine-embroidered, and finished by me o...

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, which is a true story, but *I* was looking absolutely SHREXY because I was rocking this embroidered patch. Keep the ogre close to your heart and add a little shrexiness to your favorite denim jacket or bag.  ...

Bruh, are you serious? Add this cutie to a denim jacket, pair of jeans, or your favorite bag with this embroidered iron-on patch. This red and pink heart with cursive will look great on its own or alongside your other patches. 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2” x 1.5" Patches are sh...

Politely remind people to keep their hands to themselves. I don't care if we're in a pandemic or not, don't get your grubby paws anywhere near me. Don't Touch Me white and pink embroidered iron-on patch. Easily add this to a denim jacket, your favorite pair of jeans, or wherever else. 💕 Single-s...

Alive Ahaha- Fuck. The second heart in this patch bundle! Red and pink embroidered heart with cursive text. Easily add this iron-on patch to a pair of jeans, a denim jacket, or your favorite bag. Get this expletive patch by itself or grab the whole pack here! 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Appro...

Introducing the Garfield "lagsagnge" patch! This high quality embroidered patch features everyone's favorite lazy cat, Garfield, along with the text "lagsagnge". Perfect for adding a little bit of humor (and a whole lot of lazy) to any outfit, this patch is sure to get a chuckle out of everyone w...

Pick your poison from our 4 new Goose Game inspired patches, options include: "No Gods No Masters""Peace Was Never An Option""Be Gay Do Crimes""Fuck Around and Find Out" This knife goose will strike fear in the hearts of your enemies (and also, like, townspeople) Single-sided, iron-on patch  App...

Approximately 2” x 1.5”Iron-on adhesiveDesigned, digitized, embroidered, and finished by me one at a time(Due to this, the exact patch you receive may vary slightly from the photo)Patches and stickers are sent without trackingCheck out all of our patches hereHere’s instructions on how to adhere y...

Show some love for the tiddies. Add this cutie to a denim jacket, pair of jeans, or your favorite bag with this embroidered iron-on patch. This black and pink heart with cursive will look great on its own or alongside your other patches. 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2” x 1.5" Pat...

When the revolution comes and the über-wealthy are finally offed, we'll be waiting at the guillotine. We're looking at you Mr. Amazon. Get on the right side of history with this sweet pink guillotine embroidered iron-on patch with hearts. 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2.2” x 2" Pa...

No, That's it, okay? Add this cutie to a denim jacket, pair of jeans, or your favorite bag with this embroidered iron-on patch. This pink and black heart with Gothic Old English text will look great on its own or alongside your other patches. 🖤 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2” x 1.5...

Despite everything, it's still you. 💙💚💛💜🧡💜❤🖤 Embroidered iron-on patch inspired by the message revealed at the end of Undertale. Easily add this patch to a denim jacket, your favorite pair of jeans, or anywhere else!  Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3.5” x 1.5” Patches are shipped ...

Taxing the rich is so two-thousand-and-late am I right? Their time is up and it's time for us to unite and buffet on the rich! Let it be known that when the guillotines start coming out, you'll be lined up with a fork and napkin. Cute Eat the Rich embroidered iron-on patch with silverware and tin...

Don’t Mess With Me I Will Cry Embroidered Iron-on PatchApproximately 2.5 “x 2”Iron-on adhesive Designed, digitized, machine-embroidered, and finished by me one at a time(Due to this, the exact patch you receive may vary slightly from the photo)Patches are sent without tracking

Want to celebrate having an absolute dumpster wagon? A bangin' dump truck? A phat ass? This patch is for you. Baby pink and hot pink embroidered iron-on patch with cursive Dummy Thicc. Easily add this little cutie to a bag or your favorite pair of jeans. 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximat...

For those who aren't that bright, but extremely sweet. Bimbos with a heart of gold. Pink embroidered Pure of Heart & Dumb of Ass iron-on heart patch. Add this little cutie to a denim jacket, your favorite pair of jeans, or wherever else! 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2.5” x 2"...

An embroidered iron-on patch for all the Bad Bitches out there. Embroidered in cursive with a knife. Remind people who the hell you are and easily add this iron-on patch to a pair of jeans, your favorite denim jacket, bag, or wherever else. Bad bitches only 🔪 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approxi...

Bingo is a sensual game that can get your heart racing and your blood pumping. The anticipation of waiting for your number to be called is thrilling, and the satisfaction of finally getting a bingo is immensely satisfying. There's something about the game that just makes you feel alive, and it's ...

  What an elegant way to say nope! Red and pink embroidered iron-on patch with sweet cursive font. Easily add this little gem to your favorite bag, pair of jeans, or denim jacket. Small enough to fit next to your other patches but cool enough to be seen.  Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximate...

Sometimes I'm a bad bitch, and sometimes I'm a sad bitch. The duality of life. Remind people who the hell you are (even if you're kind of sensitive) and easily add this iron-on patch to a pair of jeans, your favorite denim jacket, bag, or wherever else. Sad bitches only 🌧 Single-sided, iron-on p...

The rules to life are simple and there are three of them: eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs. Trusted advice guaranteed to never let you down. Pink and black embroidered patch that will look great on a denim jacket, a pair of jeans, or your favorite bag! Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximat...

sometimes theres nothin in there, yknow? like, you can't get words to go so good, or like, maybe u have a thing where u can't do and then u try 2 brain blast or something and it just DOESN'T na'mean? well this then is for you ! Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3” diameter  Patches are...

What if yeet was fancy? This patch is the answer. Add this cutie to a denim jacket, pair of jeans, or your favorite bag with this embroidered iron-on patch. This red and pink heart with cursive will look great on its own or alongside your other patches. 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximate...

For all the emo girlies out there. Black felt embroidered iron-on patch with goth gf in Gothic Old English. Small enough to fit in with other patches but cute enough to stand on its own. Easily add some spice to your favorite denim jacket or pair of pants, and don't forget to grab one for ur goth...

A very sweet heart for your favorite Bimbo, or you! Who cares if you're a little ditzy? At least you're hot. Pink cursive iron-on embroidered patch easy to add on to your favorite denim or jean jackets. 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2.5 x 1.5" Patches are shipped via USPS First-Cl...

Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3” diameter  Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp - tracking is not included) Designed, digitized, machine-embroidered, and finished by me one at a time. (Due to this, the exact patch you receive may vary slig...

The candy known as conversation hearts come from a 145 year old tradition of putting small notes inside a hard candy shell. These candies called "Crackles" came in many different shapes, and the candies became more popular the shapes started to standardize into the heart shapes predominantly used...

Oof...but make it cute and classy. Whether you're chronically clumsy or you're just really into Roblox (did you know that's where it came from???), this embroidered iron-on patch is for you. Red felt heart embroidered with a pink border and cursive text. Small enough to fit in with your other pat...

Oh, my pronouns you ask? I would actually prefer it if you never refer to me, ever. Black and white embroidered iron-on felt patch with Do Not Refer To Me in cursive. Keep this patch front and center on your favorite denim jacket or pair of jeans! 🖤 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2” ...

Untitled Goose Game "Fuck Around and Find Out" Embroidered Iron-on Patch This knife goose will strike fear in the hearts of your enemies (and also, like, townspeople) Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3” diameter  Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a...

The candy known as conversation hearts come from a 145 year old tradition of putting small notes inside a hard candy shell. These candies called "Crackles" came in many different shapes, and the candies became more popular the shapes started to standardize into the heart shapes predominantly used...

  Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3” diameter  Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp - tracking is not included) Designed, digitized, machine-embroidered, and finished by me one at a time. (Due to this, the exact patch you receive may vary sl...

Keep Handsome Squidward close to your heart with our embroidered patch! High-quality embroidered on twill backing.   Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2.5” length Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp - tracking is not included) Designed, digit...

Attractive but maybe an airhead? But not a bimbo? or himbo? This Thembo patch is for you. A cute purple and white heart iron-on patch embroidered in cursive. Add this to a denim jacket, pair of jeans, or your favorite bag. 💜 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2.5 x 1.5" Patches are shipp...

Black and white embroidered pronoun patches in cursive. 🖤 She/her, He/him, They/them, and for those who choose to be ignored, Do not refer to me. If your pronouns aren’t listed, please message me to order and I’ll add them as an option! Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2” x 1.5" Patche...

Untitled Goose Game "No Gods No Masters" Embroidered Iron-on Patch This knife goose will strike fear in the hearts of your enemies (and also, like, townspeople) Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3” diameter  Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp...

This flirtatious Waluigi Pin-Up Pose Embroidered Iron-on Patch is the perfect way to add a little bit of sensual fun to your life. The embroidered design is sure to please, and the iron on backing makes it easy to apply. Just heat up your iron and get ready for some fun.There's just something abo...

Hey look I made you some content! Hermit Crab patch inspired by Bo Burnham's Inside   Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3” length Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp - tracking is not included) Designed, digitized, machine-embroidered, and fin...