Shirts

"I do not think, therefore I do not am" - René Descartes' brother, probably Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results.  Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shir...

"I think about frogs all day. I find them fascinating and can't help but wonder what it would be like to hop around like they do. I imagine what it would feel like to have that long tongue and sticky skin. I even dream about being a frog sometimes. I can't help it, I'm obsessed with frogs! I ...

It's hard to be pleasant when you first wake up. You're exhausted and cranky, and you know there's only one thing that will help. One thing that will turn the hell of being awake into a manageable experience, that will transform the hollow goblin of a creature you see before you in the mirror int...

Is there a chance you may be stupid? This cow (bottom text) is here for you. Our embroidered shirts are so comfy, they'll quickly become a favorite. 🐄 All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroidered myself in-house! Due to this, the shirt you...

" 'Born to shit – forced to wipe' is an amazingly deep meme. So deep and so profound, that I honestly hesitate to even call it a meme. It borders to art. It conveys a message about ourselves, society, nature, technology, and happiness as short and concise as one can ever hope for it to get. These...

…if each 1 year in a human life is like 7 years in a dogs life…… 😬 Paired with an adorable fireman Dalmatian and embroidered with In Dog Years I'm Dead, this shirt is perfect for just about anyone.  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroid...

✨PLEASE SPECIFY PHRASE AND FONT / COLOR CHOICES IN COMMENT BOX WHEN CHECKING OUT✨ Please keep an eye out for an email from me with a proof on your design before I begin stitching anything Custom orders typically ship within one week, if you need it sooner let me know and I can accommodate P...

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Look, here in Oregon, we have a saying: M.I.L.F. Man I Love Fishin’! Nothing’s hotter than a master baiter! Catch yours today. Grab this shirt for your favorite fisherman or for your next fishing trip. 🎣 All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine em...

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, which is a true story, but *I* was looking absolutely SHREXY when rocking this Shrek inspired embroidered tee. All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embro...

Other girls? You're not like them. You're different. You've got something those other girls don't have. A uniqueness that sets you apart from the crowd, while simultaneously putting down said crowd as part of an ingrained sense of competition bred into you by the patriarchy to keep women pitted a...

Make sure those fricken fricks know that their actions have consequences with our classic, original design Don't Mess With Me I Will Cry, now on an embroidered t-shirt! Kindly remind people to never raise their voice at you or cross you. Ever.   Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/...

Looking for a stylish and comfortable shirt to wear that also sends a message? Look no further than this super soft embroidered shirt featuring a mushroom and the phrase, "Decompose the Rich." This shirt is perfect for those who want to make a statement about income inequality, or for those who j...

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE? A very spooky embroidered shirt inspired by the horrifying tales of Creepypasta. 👻 All shirts are made to order and...

Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results.  Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shirts are made to order and feature my  design that I created, digitized, and m...

It's Halloween and Man I Love Frickin' BATS! Super comfortable charcoal gray shirt with embroidered lettering and spooky bat. A spooky take on our MILF designs!  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroidered myself in-house! Due to this, th...

You want scary? WE GOT IT! This terrifying tee is guaranteed to make anyone who sees you in it shit their pants in pure terror. ☠️WEAR AT YOUR OWN RISK☠️ Inspired by the horrifying tales of Creepypasta, this embroidered shirt is perfect for Halloween or all year round! All shirts are made to ord...

sometimes theres nothin in there, yknow? like, you can't get words to go so good, or like, maybe u have a thing where u can't do and then u try 2 brain blast or something and it just DOESN'T na'mean? well this then is for you ! All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, di...

So what if you weigh 500 lbs? So what if you’ve “lost all fear of people”? Whether you're Hank the Tank, or just someone trying to do their best, you're going to need people to Bear With you. Peep the shirt.  Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a li...

...so at first I was just gonna not write a product description for this since if you're buying this shirt you won't be able to read it anyway, but then I thought about all of the people who could be buying this as a gift, so this one's for you guys. All shirts are made to order and feature my d...

All right, I've been thinking... when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give me lemons! Do you know who I ...

 Rise and grind culture is the greatest, amirite? Who doesn’t love their 9-5, their side-hustle, and their separate “hobby” that’s been converted into some sort of additional income? If you’re not giving 110%, 110% of the time, are you really living? Burnout who? Make sure you never meet her with...

Every one loves a cute floral design! All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroidered myself in-house! Due to this, the shirt you receive may vary slightly from the photo. Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are un...

Ho, ho, ho? More like Ho. Ready to add a little Ho to your holiday season? Soft embroidered shirt perfect for Christmas! Complete with a festive bow and a little sprig of mistletoe. Get one for yourself and one as a gift! 🎅 All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digiti...

Bada Bing Sopranos Strip Club Logo Embroidered Black Tee Shirt, Unisex Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results. Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shirts are ...

Do you play with your pothos? Make all the hoyas holler? Does your touch make monsteras moan? Do your syngoniums shiver when you you slide your hands down into their soil? Then make sure your calatheas call you by your name - Daddy. This sensual shirt is softer than a philodendron micans' leaf...

((Rudolph was driving))  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroidered myself in-house! Due to this, the shirt you receive may vary slightly from the photo. Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run ...

Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results. Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and mac...

Introducing our newest shirt design, perfect for music lovers and party animals alike! The "All Panic No Disco" shirt is a fun and stylish way to show your love for both genres of music and genres of anxiety disorders! Whether you're hitting up a club or staying home to have a panic attack, this ...

Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results.  Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and ma...

If you love mushrooms, represent it with our classic, original design Man I Love Fungi, now on an embroidered t-shirt! Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results.  Shop our full selec...

Whomstvest would doth like to hath an delicious life ? Maybe he's Satan or maybe he's just a cute rambunctious billygoat! Black Phillip, as inspired by the antagonist of The VVitch (2015). Perfect for Halloween or all year round 👹 All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created...

Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results. Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and mac...

You Cannot Kill Me In A Way That Matters Mushroom Embroidered Tee Shirt, Unisex Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results. Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All sh...

Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results.  Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and ma...

This shirt is perfect for introverts who want to send a clear message to others - "fung off!" The shirt features a cute mushroom embroidered on the front, sending a clear message that you're not in the mood to socialize. Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex ...

  Very spooky. Embroidered Halloween shirt with BOO-BIES, and ghosts! Stay comfy and cute 👻 All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroidered myself in-house! Due to this, the shirt you receive may vary slightly from the photo. Super soft, 50/2...

Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results. Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and mac...

Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results. Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and mac...

Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results. Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and mac...