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"I do not think, therefore I do not am" - René Descartes' brother, probably Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results.  Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shir...

"I think about frogs all day. I find them fascinating and can't help but wonder what it would be like to hop around like they do. I imagine what it would feel like to have that long tongue and sticky skin. I even dream about being a frog sometimes. I can't help it, I'm obsessed with frogs! I ...

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, which is a true story, but *I* was looking absolutely SHREXY because I was rocking this embroidered patch. Keep the ogre close to your heart and add a little shrexiness to your favorite denim jacket or bag.  ...

It's hard to be pleasant when you first wake up. You're exhausted and cranky, and you know there's only one thing that will help. One thing that will turn the hell of being awake into a manageable experience, that will transform the hollow goblin of a creature you see before you in the mirror int...

And don't even think about raising your voice at me!!  Black embroidered beanie to remind everyone, Don't Mess With me I Will Cry. For those who are sensitive and maybe a little nervous The comfortable fit will make this an instant favorite in your wardrobe.  Thick knit to keep you (and your hea...

Is there a chance you may be stupid? This cow (bottom text) is here for you. Our embroidered shirts are so comfy, they'll quickly become a favorite. 🐄 All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroidered myself in-house! Due to this, the shirt you...

  Cowboy in the streets but a lady in the sheets. That's the saying right? Red and pink embroidered iron-on patch perfect for your favorite pair of jeans. The cursive lets everyone know you're fancy. Don't forget to grab one for your horse too. 🐎 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2” x 1...

…if each 1 year in a human life is like 7 years in a dogs life…… 😬 Paired with an adorable fireman Dalmatian and embroidered with In Dog Years I'm Dead, this shirt is perfect for just about anyone.  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroid...

" 'Born to shit – forced to wipe' is an amazingly deep meme. So deep and so profound, that I honestly hesitate to even call it a meme. It borders to art. It conveys a message about ourselves, society, nature, technology, and happiness as short and concise as one can ever hope for it to get. These...

When the revolution comes and the über-wealthy are finally offed, we'll be waiting at the guillotine. We're looking at you Mr. Amazon. Get on the right side of history with this sweet pink guillotine embroidered iron-on patch with hearts. 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2.2” x 2" Pa...

Introducing the Garfield "lagsagnge" patch! This high quality embroidered patch features everyone's favorite lazy cat, Garfield, along with the text "lagsagnge". Perfect for adding a little bit of humor (and a whole lot of lazy) to any outfit, this patch is sure to get a chuckle out of everyone w...

Taxing the rich is so two-thousand-and-late am I right? Their time is up and it's time for us to unite and buffet on the rich! Let it be known that when the guillotines start coming out, you'll be lined up with a fork and napkin. Cute Eat the Rich embroidered iron-on patch with silverware and tin...

Pick your poison from our 4 new Goose Game inspired patches, options include: "No Gods No Masters""Peace Was Never An Option""Be Gay Do Crimes""Fuck Around and Find Out" This knife goose will strike fear in the hearts of your enemies (and also, like, townspeople) Single-sided, iron-on patch  App...

Despite everything, it's still you. 💙💚💛💜🧡💜❤🖤 Embroidered iron-on patch inspired by the message revealed at the end of Undertale. Easily add this patch to a denim jacket, your favorite pair of jeans, or anywhere else!  Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3.5” x 1.5” Patches are shipped ...

Don’t Mess With Me I Will Cry Embroidered Iron-on PatchApproximately 2.5 “x 2”Iron-on adhesive Designed, digitized, machine-embroidered, and finished by me one at a time(Due to this, the exact patch you receive may vary slightly from the photo)Patches are sent without tracking

Want to celebrate having an absolute dumpster wagon? A bangin' dump truck? A phat ass? This patch is for you. Baby pink and hot pink embroidered iron-on patch with cursive Dummy Thicc. Easily add this little cutie to a bag or your favorite pair of jeans. 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximat...

I might not be the sharpest tool in the shed but I do have a heart of gold. Keep your head warm with this cozy bimbo pink beanie embroidered with Pure of Heart & Dumb of Ass. 💕 Thick knit to keep you (and your head) warm. Stretchy fit for maximum comfort and one size truly fits all.  Designe...

For all the emo girlies out there. Black felt embroidered beanie with goth gf in Gothic Old English. The cozy fit of this beanie is a fan-favorite, perfect for a bad hair day, a winter day, or any kind of day! And don't forget to grab one for ur goth gf. 🖤 Thick knit to keep you (and your head) ...

✨PLEASE SPECIFY PHRASE AND FONT / COLOR CHOICES IN COMMENT BOX WHEN CHECKING OUT✨ Please keep an eye out for an email from me with a proof on your design before I begin stitching anything Custom orders typically ship within one week, if you need it sooner let me know and I can accommodate P...

For those who aren't that bright, but extremely sweet. Bimbos with a heart of gold. Pink embroidered Pure of Heart & Dumb of Ass iron-on heart patch. Add this little cutie to a denim jacket, your favorite pair of jeans, or wherever else! 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2.5” x 2"...

Want to talk to me? No. Ask me a question? No. Eye contact? No. Cozy black beanie with embroidered baby pink heart and a Gothic Old English, No. Super comfy fit for a cold day, bad hair day, or any day you just feel like saying no to.  Thick knit to keep you (and your head) warm. Stretchy fit fo...

Show some love for the tiddies. Add this cutie to a denim jacket, pair of jeans, or your favorite bag with this embroidered iron-on patch. This black and pink heart with cursive will look great on its own or alongside your other patches. 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2” x 1.5" Pat...

Sometimes I'm a bad bitch, and sometimes I'm a sad bitch. The duality of life. Remind people who the hell you are (even if you're kind of sensitive) and easily add this iron-on patch to a pair of jeans, your favorite denim jacket, bag, or wherever else. Sad bitches only 🌧 Single-sided, iron-on p...

The rules to life are simple and there are three of them: eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs. Trusted advice guaranteed to never let you down. Pink and black embroidered patch that will look great on a denim jacket, a pair of jeans, or your favorite bag! Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximat...

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Stay warm and a little spooky! Comfy, cuffed black beanie with embroidered orange boo heart. 👻 Thick knit to keep you (and your head) warm. Stretchy fit for maximum comfort and one size truly fits all.  Designed, digitized, machine-embroidered, and finished by me one at a time. (Due to this, the...

For all the emo girlies out there. Black felt embroidered iron-on patch with goth gf in Gothic Old English. Small enough to fit in with other patches but cute enough to stand on its own. Easily add some spice to your favorite denim jacket or pair of pants, and don't forget to grab one for ur goth...

Politely remind people to keep their hands to themselves. I don't care if we're in a pandemic or not, don't get your grubby paws anywhere near me. Don't Touch Me white and pink embroidered iron-on patch. Easily add this to a denim jacket, your favorite pair of jeans, or wherever else. 💕 Single-s...

Oh, my pronouns you ask? I would actually prefer it if you never refer to me, ever. Black and white embroidered iron-on felt patch with Do Not Refer To Me in cursive. Keep this patch front and center on your favorite denim jacket or pair of jeans! 🖤 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2” ...

Bingo is a sensual game that can get your heart racing and your blood pumping. The anticipation of waiting for your number to be called is thrilling, and the satisfaction of finally getting a bingo is immensely satisfying. There's something about the game that just makes you feel alive, and it's ...

An embroidered iron-on patch for all the Bad Bitches out there. Embroidered in cursive with a knife. Remind people who the hell you are and easily add this iron-on patch to a pair of jeans, your favorite denim jacket, bag, or wherever else. Bad bitches only 🔪 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approxi...

BOOBS Flame Font Embroidered Beanie Hat, One Size Fits All Thick knit to keep you (and your head) warm. Stretchy fit for maximum comfort and one size truly fits all.  machine-embroidered and finished by me one at a time. (Due to this, the exact item you receive may vary slightly from the photo)...

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, which is a true story, but *I* was looking absolutely SHREXY when rocking this Shrek inspired embroidered tee. All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embro...

Make sure those fricken fricks know that their actions have consequences with our classic, original design Don't Mess With Me I Will Cry, now on an embroidered t-shirt! Kindly remind people to never raise their voice at you or cross you. Ever.   Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/...

sometimes theres nothin in there, yknow? like, you can't get words to go so good, or like, maybe u have a thing where u can't do and then u try 2 brain blast or something and it just DOESN'T na'mean? well this then is for you ! Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3” diameter  Patches are...

Look, here in Oregon, we have a saying: M.I.L.F. Man I Love Fishin’! Nothing’s hotter than a master baiter! Catch yours today. Grab this shirt for your favorite fisherman or for your next fishing trip. 🎣 All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine em...

Other girls? You're not like them. You're different. You've got something those other girls don't have. A uniqueness that sets you apart from the crowd, while simultaneously putting down said crowd as part of an ingrained sense of competition bred into you by the patriarchy to keep women pitted a...

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE? A very spooky embroidered shirt inspired by the horrifying tales of Creepypasta. 👻 All shirts are made to order and...

Be honest, have you ever been so tempted to eat those silica gel packs that are put in with shoes and bags? If they didn't want me eating them, then why did do they come in little spice packets and look like candy? Make it make sense. Cuffed black beanie embroidered in red with Test Hat Do Not Ea...

Looking for a stylish and comfortable shirt to wear that also sends a message? Look no further than this super soft embroidered shirt featuring a mushroom and the phrase, "Decompose the Rich." This shirt is perfect for those who want to make a statement about income inequality, or for those who j...