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If you’ve got social anxiety, or are a human being, Costco can be a bit of a nightmarish experience once you’re past the charm of a 5 year supply of dish soap in one trip. Chime in with the “haven’t you people ever heard of using a goddamn self-checkout?” today (or in a couple days once your bag ...

Make sure people know that your bag definitely does not have drugs in it! This little bag will hide your paraphernalia and not look suspicious whatsoever. Also a perfect pouch to carry pencils, make-up, or really anything! Embroidered with flowers and retro-orange text. 🧡 All bags are made to or...

Make sure people know that your bag definitely does not have drugs in it! This little bag will hide your paraphernalia and not look suspicious whatsoever. Also a perfect pouch to carry pencils, make-up, or really anything! Embroidered with flowers and pretty-pink text. All bags are made to order...

Make sure people know that your bag definitely does not have drugs in it! This little bag will hide your paraphernalia and not look suspicious whatsoever. Also a perfect pouch to carry pencils, make-up, or really anything! Embroidered with flowers and dark-black text. All bags are made to order...

For you can put Garfields favorite Lagsagnge in Pouch if ur a TRUE fan. All bags are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroidered myself in-house! Due to this, the bag you receive may vary slightly from the photo. Machine embroidered Pencil Bag / Makeup ...

✨PLEASE SPECIFY PHRASE AND FONT / COLOR CHOICES IN COMMENT BOX WHEN CHECKING OUT✨ Please keep an eye out for an email from me with a proof on your design before I begin stitching anything Custom orders typically ship within one week, if you need it sooner let me know and I can accommodate P...

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, which is a true story, but *I* was looking absolutely SHREXY when rocking this Shrek inspired embroidered tote. Perfect to carry groceries, books, snacks, or other goodies. Handles are long enough to comforta...

Look, here in Oregon, we have a saying: M.I.L.F. Man I Love Fishin’! Nothing’s hotter than a master baiter! Catch yours today🎣 Perfect pouch for carrying pens, bait, hooks, or whatever else you may need!  All bags are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine em...

This tote is the perfect size to carry your bulk groceries, books, snacks, or other goodies. Handles are long enough to comfortably wear over your shoulder! Measures: 16.5'' long, 12.6'' high, 3.9'' wide for bottom gusset, and with 9.4'' high handles.  Made from environmentally-friendly natural ...

Christmas is the most magical time of year - reindeers can fly, snowmen come to live, some old dude is able to stop at every single household in the world in a single night. With all of the amazing possibilities, you’d think getting to take one single goddamn break for once wouldn’t be such a big...

Live laugh love all you want, but at the end of the day, life’s isn’t always a beach. Embrace that harsh reality with this bright and sunny embroidered tote bag, appropriate for the beach, the mall - probably not the PTA meeting though, depends on your crowd. ☀️🏖️🐚  Life's a Bitch embroidered on...

Despite everything, it's still you. 💙💚💛💜🧡💜❤🖤Embroidered black canvas pouch inspired by the message revealed at the end of Undertale. Perfect zippered bag for carrying pens, makeup or whatever else!  All bags are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroider...

Make sure those fricken fricks know that their actions have consequences with our classic, original design Don't Mess With Me I Will Cry, now on a practical embroidered tote!  Let the people know that are not to be messed with.  This tote is the perfect size to carry your bulk groceries, books,...

The perfect way to carry and store all of your “Lady Stuff” - whatever that may be! Perfect size to carry your lip stick, nail polish, pads, a taser, or whatever is deemed to be the stuff of a lady. The quotations make it less suspicious. Black pouch embroidered with a red bloody font. 🩸 All bag...

✨PLEASE SPECIFY PHRASE AND FONT / COLOR CHOICES IN COMMENT BOX WHEN CHECKING OUT✨ Please keep an eye out for an email from me with a proof on your design before I begin stitching anything Custom orders typically ship within one week, if you need it sooner let me know and I can accommodate P...

"I think about frogs all day. I find them fascinating and can't help but wonder what it would be like to hop around like they do. I imagine what it would feel like to have that long tongue and sticky skin. I even dream about being a frog sometimes. I can't help it, I'm obsessed with frogs! I thi...

Are your thighs heavenly? Do you have a divine booty? Have you ever had the song Church by The Game so stuck in your head that you had to make a bag about it?? Well then the Thicker than a Bible Zipper is perfect for you! All bags are made to order and feature my design that I created, dig...

This tote is the perfect size to carry your bulk groceries, books, snacks, or other goodies. Handles are long enough to comfortably wear over your shoulder! Measures: 16.5'' long, 12.6'' high, 3.9'' wide for bottom gusset, and with 9.4'' high handles.  Made from environmentally-friendly natural ...

I'm a Fool for Gabagool This tote is the perfect size to carry your bulk groceries, books, snacks, or other goodies. Handles are long enough to comfortably wear over your shoulder! Measures: 16.5'' long, 12.6'' high, 3.9'' wide for bottom gusset, and with 9.4'' high handles.  Made from environme...

I was gonna type up a whole detailed description, but then I realized that the target demographic for this design wouldn't read it anyway.This tote is the perfect size to carry your bulk groceries, books, snacks, or other goodies. Handles are long enough to comfortably wear over your shoulder! M...

This tote is the perfect size to carry your bulk groceries, books, snacks, or other goodies. Handles are long enough to comfortably wear over your shoulder! Measures: 16.5'' long, 12.6'' high, 3.9'' wide for bottom gusset, and with 9.4'' high handles.  Made from environmentally-friendly natural ...

“Santa baby, could you please buy me this tote bag?” A tote bag honoring our collective sugar daddy, Saint Nicholas himself. 🎅 Black embroidered tote for all your essentials! Fill it up with books, groceries, or whatever else you need! Handles are long enough to comfortably wear over your shoulde...

Give a solid answer to every question with our "NO" bag, with some classic Nintendo flavor. Easy to carry around pens, games, and whatever else you may need! Great for traveling or just throwing into a tote. All bags are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine ...

Make sure people know not to mess with you OR your stuff! Let those fricken fricks know that their actions have consequences with our classic, original design Don't Mess With Me I Will Cry, now on an embroidered zipper bag! All bags are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitiz...

For those who aren't that bright, but extremely sweet. Bimbos with a heart of gold. Pink embroidered Pure of Heart & Dumb of Ass embroidered zipper bag. All bags are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroidered myself in-house! Due to this, th...

This tote is the perfect size to carry your bulk groceries, books, snacks, or other goodies. Handles are long enough to comfortably wear over your shoulder! Measures: 16.5'' long, 12.6'' high, 3.9'' wide for bottom gusset, and with 9.4'' high handles.  Made from environmentally-friendly natural...

This tote is the perfect size to carry your bulk groceries, books, snacks, or other goodies. Handles are long enough to comfortably wear over your shoulder! Measures: 16.5'' long, 12.6'' high, 3.9'' wide for bottom gusset, and with 9.4'' high handles.  Made from environmentally-friendly natural ...

This tote is the perfect size to carry your bulk groceries, books, snacks, or other goodies. Handles are long enough to comfortably wear over your shoulder! Measures: 16.5'' long, 12.6'' high, 3.9'' wide for bottom gusset, and with 9.4'' high handles.  Made from environmentally-friendly natural ...

So what if you weigh 500 lbs? So what if you’ve “lost all fear of people”? Whether you're Hank the Tank, or just someone trying to do their best, you're going to need people to Bear With you. Peep the bag. This tote is the perfect size to carry your bulk groceries, books, snacks, or other goodies...

The perfect shirt for my #Bossbabes who work with astrologyThis tote is the perfect size to carry your bulk groceries, books, snacks, or other goodies. Handles are long enough to comfortably wear over your shoulder! Measures: 16.5'' long, 12.6'' high, 3.9'' wide for bottom gusset, and with 9.4''...

When was the last time you fed that Tamagotchi you remember having in 2005? You think it's doin' okay? Is it doing better than you...?This tote is the perfect size to carry your bulk groceries, books, snacks, or other goodies. Handles are long enough to comfortably wear over your shoulder! Measu...

I was gonna type up a whole detailed description, but then I realized that the target demographic for this design wouldn't read it anyway.This tote is the perfect size to carry your bulk groceries, books, snacks, or other goodies. Handles are long enough to comfortably wear over your shoulder! M...

Despite everything, it's still you.💙💚💛💜🧡💜❤🖤 Black embroidered tote for all your essentials! Fill it up with books, groceries, or whatever else you need! Handles are long enough to comfortably wear over your shoulder.  Measures: 16.5'' long, 12.6'' high, 3.9'' wide for bottom gusset, and with 9.4...

This tote is the perfect size to carry your bulk groceries, books, snacks, or other goodies. Handles are long enough to comfortably wear over your shoulder! Measures: 16.5'' long, 12.6'' high, 3.9'' wide for bottom gusset, and with 9.4'' high handles.  Made from environmentally-friendly natural ...

All bags are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroidered myself in-house! Due to this, the bag you receive may vary slightly from the photo. Machine embroidered Pencil Bag / Makeup Bag / Multipurpose bag Canvas pouch with a zipper Approximate Bag Size:...

Byaoun Bown Bown Buhdah Bum LASAGNA All bags are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroidered myself in-house! Due to this, the bag you receive may vary slightly from the photo. Machine embroidered Pencil Bag / Makeup Bag / Multipurpose bag Canvas pouch ...

Byaoun Bown Bown Buhdah Bum LASAGNA All bags are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroidered myself in-house! Due to this, the bag you receive may vary slightly from the photo. Machine embroidered Pencil Bag / Makeup Bag / Multipurpose bag Canvas pouch ...