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Look, here in Oregon, we have a saying: M.I.L.F. Man I Love Fishin’! Nothing’s hotter than a master baiter! Catch yours today. Grab this cozy hoodie for your favorite fisherman or for your next fishing trip. 🎣 Super comfortable fleece pullover.   All hoodies are made to order and feature my des...

It's Halloween and Man I Love Frickin' BATS! Super comfortable charcoal gray shirt with embroidered lettering and spooky bat. A spooky take on our MILF designs!  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroidered myself in-house! Due to this, th...

You want scary? WE GOT IT! This terrifying tee is guaranteed to make anyone who sees you in it shit their pants in pure terror. ☠️WEAR AT YOUR OWN RISK☠️ Inspired by the horrifying tales of Creepypasta, this embroidered shirt is perfect for Halloween or all year round! All shirts are made to ord...

I might not be very smart but at least I'm sweet! Pure of heart & dumb of ass. Super comfortable embroidered dad hat perfect for a bad hair day (or any day). This light pink hat with hot pink cursive is a great addition to your wardrobe, or gift this to your favorite bimbo 💕 Made from 100% l...

  Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3” diameter  Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp - tracking is not included) Designed, digitized, machine-embroidered, and finished by me one at a time. (Due to this, the exact patch you receive may vary sl...

Keep Handsome Squidward close to your heart with our embroidered patch! High-quality embroidered on twill backing.   Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2.5” length Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp - tracking is not included) Designed, digit...

sometimes theres nothin in there, yknow? like, you can't get words to go so good, or like, maybe u have a thing where u can't do and then u try 2 brain blast or something and it just DOESN'T na'mean? well this then is for you ! All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, di...

All right, I've been thinking... when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give me lemons! Do you know who I ...

Whomstvest would doth like to hath an delicious life ? Maybe he's Satan or maybe he's just a cute rambunctious billygoat! Black Phillip, as inspired by the antagonist of The VVitch (2015). Perfect for Halloween or all year round 👹 Super comfortable fleece pullover.   All hoodies are made to ord...

4 when u need hotdog. 🌭 A simple hot dog embroidered in a 3-inch bamboo hoop. What more could you need? Perfect addition to your house, wall, or as a gift! All hoops are made to order in-house. Due to this, the item you receive may vary slightly from the photo. Shop all of our embroidered hoops n...

My other car, but it's hat. I promise my other hat is a car. This beanie is way funnier than a bumper sticker, plus it will keep you warm! Cuffed black beanie embroidered in white with My Other Hat is a Car.  Thick knit to keep you (and your head) warm. Stretchy fit for maximum comfort and one s...

Attractive but maybe an airhead? But not a bimbo? or himbo? This Thembo patch is for you. A cute purple and white heart iron-on patch embroidered in cursive. Add this to a denim jacket, pair of jeans, or your favorite bag. 💜 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2.5 x 1.5" Patches are shipp...

Black and white embroidered pronoun patches in cursive. 🖤 She/her, He/him, They/them, and for those who choose to be ignored, Do not refer to me. If your pronouns aren’t listed, please message me to order and I’ll add them as an option! Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2” x 1.5" Patche...

Let everyone know you are DTF - down to FISH🎣 All dad hats are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroidered myself in-house! Due to this, the cap you receive may vary slightly from the photo. Hats are made from a breathable cotton blend. Adjustable fitti...

This flirtatious Waluigi Pin-Up Pose Embroidered Iron-on Patch is the perfect way to add a little bit of sensual fun to your life. The embroidered design is sure to please, and the iron on backing makes it easy to apply. Just heat up your iron and get ready for some fun.There's just something abo...

So what if you weigh 500 lbs? So what if you’ve “lost all fear of people”? Whether you're Hank the Tank, or just someone trying to do their best, you're going to need people to Bear With you. Peep the shirt.  Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a li...

Hey look I made you some content! Hermit Crab patch inspired by Bo Burnham's Inside   Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3” length Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp - tracking is not included) Designed, digitized, machine-embroidered, and fin...

Every one loves a cute floral design! All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroidered myself in-house! Due to this, the shirt you receive may vary slightly from the photo. Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are un...

...so at first I was just gonna not write a product description for this since if you're buying this shirt you won't be able to read it anyway, but then I thought about all of the people who could be buying this as a gift, so this one's for you guys. All shirts are made to order and feature my d...

You don’t have to hide anymore. It's Halloween, and it's frickin' bat time. Black dad hat with a spooky play on our M.I.L.F collection, Man I Love Frickin' BATS embroidered with a bat right there. The comfortable fit will make this an instant favorite + a staple in your wardrobe. 🦇 All dad hats ...

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE? A very spooky hoodie inspired by the horrifying tales of Creepypasta. 👻 Super comfortable fleece pullover.   All ho...

 Rise and grind culture is the greatest, amirite? Who doesn’t love their 9-5, their side-hustle, and their separate “hobby” that’s been converted into some sort of additional income? If you’re not giving 110%, 110% of the time, are you really living? Burnout who? Make sure you never meet her with...

Whether you got Pfizer, Moderna, or a J&J, you deserved to be kiss. And you're hot. Listen, I don't make the rules. It rules you're vaccinated so you better make it known! Black and green felt embroidered iron-on patch with Kiss Me, I'm Vaccinated patch. Add it to your denim jacket or favorit...

You know the dude: he's very hot. Maybe a little beefy. Very sweet. Respectful. But he's a bit of an airhead. We love him. Whether you get this patch for yourself or for your favorite himbo, this embroidered iron-on patch will look great on a pair of jeans or your favorite denim jacket. 💙 Single...

Remember drawing the S Thing in school? Well now you can have the S but as a patch thats pretty cool huh? Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3” diameter  Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp - tracking is not included) Designed, digitized, machi...

Untitled Goose Game "No Gods No Masters" Embroidered Iron-on Patch This knife goose will strike fear in the hearts of your enemies (and also, like, townspeople) Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3” diameter  Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp...

Untitled Goose Game "Be Gay Do Crimes" Embroidered Iron-on Patch   This knife goose will strike fear in the hearts of your enemies (and also townspeople) Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3” diameter  Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp - trac...

Bada Bing Sopranos Strip Club Logo Embroidered Black Tee Shirt, Unisex Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results. Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shirts are ...

  Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3” diameter  Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp - tracking is not included) Designed, digitized, machine-embroidered, and finished by me one at a time. (Due to this, the exact patch you receive may vary sl...

This tote is the perfect size to carry your bulk groceries, books, snacks, or other goodies. Handles are long enough to comfortably wear over your shoulder! Measures: 16.5'' long, 12.6'' high, 3.9'' wide for bottom gusset, and with 9.4'' high handles.  Made from environmentally-friendly natural ...

Ho, ho, ho? More like Ho. Ready to add a little Ho to your holiday season? Soft embroidered shirt perfect for Christmas! Complete with a festive bow and a little sprig of mistletoe. Get one for yourself and one as a gift! 🎅 All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digiti...

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, which is a true story, but *I* was looking absolutely SHREXY when rocking this Shrek inspired embroidered tote. Perfect to carry groceries, books, snacks, or other goodies. Handles are long enough to comforta...

Iron-on Halloween patch for the witchy babes. Grab your broomstick and stick this patch on your favorite pair of jeans, denim jacket, backpack, or bag! Black heart embroidered with Witchy bb machine embroidered in gothic Old English Font. Collect all three of our spooky patches now 🎃 Single-side...

And don't even think about raising your voice at me!! Black embroidered dad hat to remind everyone, Don't Mess With me I Will Cry, The comfortable fit will make this an instant favorite in your wardrobe.  All dad hats are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine...

Bingo is a sensual game that can get your heart racing and your blood pumping. The anticipation of waiting for your number to be called is thrilling, and the satisfaction of finally getting a bingo is immensely satisfying. There's something about the game that just makes you feel alive, and it's...

Live laugh love all you want, but at the end of the day, life’s isn’t always a beach. Embrace that harsh reality with this bright and sunny embroidered tote bag, appropriate for the beach, the mall - probably not the PTA meeting though, depends on your crowd. ☀️🏖️🐚  Life's a Bitch embroidered on...