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    Eat Ass Suck a Dick & Sell Drugs Pink Embroidered Iron-on Patch

    $8.00
    Unit price  per 

    The rules to life are simple and there are three of them: eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs. Trusted advice guaranteed to never let you down. Pink and black embroidered patch that will look great on a denim jacket, a pair of jeans, or your favorite bag!

    • Single-sided, iron-on patch 
    • Approximately 2.5" diameter
    • Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp - tracking is not included)
    • Designed, digitized, machine-embroidered, and finished by me one at a time. (Due to this, the exact patch you receive may vary slightly from the photo)
    • Here’s instructions on how to adhere your patch

    Shop all of our embroidered patches here! 

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    Logan

    I got this as a gift for my boyfriend (we’re huge John Mulaney fans), and he cracked up lol. The patch is great, and shipped promptly - thanks so much!

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    Rebecca

    What should I do with my life?

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    camille2723

    Eat Ass Suck a Dick and Sell Drugs Embroidered Iron-on Patch

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    printsbytai

    had to get these words to live by

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    Avy

    A wonderful addition to my patch collection!

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    Logan

    I got this as a gift for my boyfriend (we’re huge John Mulaney fans), and he cracked up lol. The patch is great, and shipped promptly - thanks so much!

    R
    Rebecca

    What should I do with my life?

    c
    camille2723

    Eat Ass Suck a Dick and Sell Drugs Embroidered Iron-on Patch

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    printsbytai

    had to get these words to live by

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    Avy

    A wonderful addition to my patch collection!

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    Free US Shipping!

    With flat shipping options available for our global customers.

    Hand Crafted, Home Made

    All products are designed and made by me and my partner in our home studio, and hand-packaged before shipping to you.

    I love you

    Thank you so much
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