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The candy known as conversation hearts come from a 145 year old tradition of putting small notes inside a hard candy shell. These candies called "Crackles" came in many different shapes, and the candies became more popular the shapes started to standardize into the heart shapes predominantly used...

Look, here in Oregon, we have a saying: M.I.L.F. Man I Love Fishin’! Nothing’s hotter than a master baiter! Catch yours today. Grab this shirt for your favorite fisherman or for your next fishing trip. 🎣 All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine em...

Oof...but make it cute and classy. Whether you're chronically clumsy or you're just really into Roblox (did you know that's where it came from???), this embroidered iron-on patch is for you. Red felt heart embroidered with a pink border and cursive text. Small enough to fit in with your other pat...

Oh, my pronouns you ask? I would actually prefer it if you never refer to me, ever. Black and white embroidered iron-on felt patch with Do Not Refer To Me in cursive. Keep this patch front and center on your favorite denim jacket or pair of jeans! 🖤 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2” ...

Even the ghouls need to stay warm! Black embroidered beanie with Spooky bb in gothic Old English Font. Spice up your Halloween outfits or wear it all year round for added scariness.   Thick knit to keep you (and your head) warm. Stretchy fit for maximum comfort and one size truly fits all.  Desi...

Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3” diameter  Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp - tracking is not included) Designed, digitized, machine-embroidered, and finished by me one at a time. (Due to this, the exact patch you receive may vary slig...

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, which is a true story, but *I* was looking absolutely SHREXY when rocking this Shrek inspired embroidered tee. All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embro...

Other girls? You're not like them. You're different. You've got something those other girls don't have. A uniqueness that sets you apart from the crowd, while simultaneously putting down said crowd as part of an ingrained sense of competition bred into you by the patriarchy to keep women pitted a...

Make sure those fricken fricks know that their actions have consequences with our classic, original design Don't Mess With Me I Will Cry, now on an embroidered t-shirt! Kindly remind people to never raise their voice at you or cross you. Ever.   Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/...

Untitled Goose Game "Fuck Around and Find Out" Embroidered Iron-on Patch This knife goose will strike fear in the hearts of your enemies (and also, like, townspeople) Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3” diameter  Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a...

Looking for a stylish and comfortable shirt to wear that also sends a message? Look no further than this super soft embroidered shirt featuring a mushroom and the phrase, "Decompose the Rich." This shirt is perfect for those who want to make a statement about income inequality, or for those who j...

The candy known as conversation hearts come from a 145 year old tradition of putting small notes inside a hard candy shell. These candies called "Crackles" came in many different shapes, and the candies became more popular the shapes started to standardize into the heart shapes predominantly used...

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE? A very spooky embroidered shirt inspired by the horrifying tales of Creepypasta. 👻 All shirts are made to order and...

Be honest, have you ever been so tempted to eat those silica gel packs that are put in with shoes and bags? If they didn't want me eating them, then why did do they come in little spice packets and look like candy? Make it make sense. Cuffed black beanie embroidered in red with Test Hat Do Not Ea...

Even witches and warlocks need to keep warm. Spice up your Halloween fit with this black beanie embroidered with Witchy bb in Gothic Old English. Perfect for you or as a gift 🧹 Thick knit to keep you (and your head) warm. Stretchy fit for maximum comfort and one size truly fits all.  Designed, d...

Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results.  Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shirts are made to order and feature my  design that I created, digitized, and m...

✨PLEASE SPECIFY PHRASE AND FONT / COLOR CHOICES IN COMMENT BOX WHEN CHECKING OUT✨ Custom orders typically ship within one week, if you need it sooner let me know and I can accommodate Phrases with explicit or graphic language or curse words are absolutely welcome, hate speech is not. If you...

Look, here in Oregon, we have a saying: M.I.L.F. Man I Love Fishin’! Nothing’s hotter than a master baiter! Catch yours today. Grab this cozy hoodie for your favorite fisherman or for your next fishing trip. 🎣 Super comfortable fleece pullover.   All hoodies are made to order and feature my des...

It's Halloween and Man I Love Frickin' BATS! Super comfortable charcoal gray shirt with embroidered lettering and spooky bat. A spooky take on our MILF designs!  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroidered myself in-house! Due to this, th...

You want scary? WE GOT IT! This terrifying tee is guaranteed to make anyone who sees you in it shit their pants in pure terror. ☠️WEAR AT YOUR OWN RISK☠️ Inspired by the horrifying tales of Creepypasta, this embroidered shirt is perfect for Halloween or all year round! All shirts are made to ord...

  Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3” diameter  Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp - tracking is not included) Designed, digitized, machine-embroidered, and finished by me one at a time. (Due to this, the exact patch you receive may vary sl...

Keep Handsome Squidward close to your heart with our embroidered patch! High-quality embroidered on twill backing.   Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2.5” length Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp - tracking is not included) Designed, digit...

sometimes theres nothin in there, yknow? like, you can't get words to go so good, or like, maybe u have a thing where u can't do and then u try 2 brain blast or something and it just DOESN'T na'mean? well this then is for you ! All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, di...

All right, I've been thinking... when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give me lemons! Do you know who I ...

Attractive but maybe an airhead? But not a bimbo? or himbo? This Thembo patch is for you. A cute purple and white heart iron-on patch embroidered in cursive. Add this to a denim jacket, pair of jeans, or your favorite bag. 💜 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2.5 x 1.5" Patches are shipp...

Black and white embroidered pronoun patches in cursive. 🖤 She/her, He/him, They/them, and for those who choose to be ignored, Do not refer to me. If your pronouns aren’t listed, please message me to order and I’ll add them as an option! Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2” x 1.5" Patche...

Whomstvest would doth like to hath an delicious life ? Maybe he's Satan or maybe he's just a cute rambunctious billygoat! Black Phillip, as inspired by the antagonist of The VVitch (2015). Perfect for Halloween or all year round 👹 Super comfortable fleece pullover.   All hoodies are made to ord...

My other car, but it's hat. I promise my other hat is a car. This beanie is way funnier than a bumper sticker, plus it will keep you warm! Cuffed black beanie embroidered in white with My Other Hat is a Car.  Thick knit to keep you (and your head) warm. Stretchy fit for maximum comfort and one s...

This flirtatious Waluigi Pin-Up Pose Embroidered Iron-on Patch is the perfect way to add a little bit of sensual fun to your life. The embroidered design is sure to please, and the iron on backing makes it easy to apply. Just heat up your iron and get ready for some fun.There's just something abo...

So what if you weigh 500 lbs? So what if you’ve “lost all fear of people”? Whether you're Hank the Tank, or just someone trying to do their best, you're going to need people to Bear With you. Peep the shirt.  Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a li...

Hey look I made you some content! Hermit Crab patch inspired by Bo Burnham's Inside   Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3” length Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp - tracking is not included) Designed, digitized, machine-embroidered, and fin...

Every one loves a cute floral design! All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroidered myself in-house! Due to this, the shirt you receive may vary slightly from the photo. Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are un...

...so at first I was just gonna not write a product description for this since if you're buying this shirt you won't be able to read it anyway, but then I thought about all of the people who could be buying this as a gift, so this one's for you guys. All shirts are made to order and feature my d...

 Rise and grind culture is the greatest, amirite? Who doesn’t love their 9-5, their side-hustle, and their separate “hobby” that’s been converted into some sort of additional income? If you’re not giving 110%, 110% of the time, are you really living? Burnout who? Make sure you never meet her with...

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE? A very spooky hoodie inspired by the horrifying tales of Creepypasta. 👻 Super comfortable fleece pullover.   All ho...

Whether you got Pfizer, Moderna, or a J&J, you deserved to be kiss. And you're hot. Listen, I don't make the rules. It rules you're vaccinated so you better make it known! Black and green felt embroidered iron-on patch with Kiss Me, I'm Vaccinated patch. Add it to your denim jacket or favorit...

You know the dude: he's very hot. Maybe a little beefy. Very sweet. Respectful. But he's a bit of an airhead. We love him. Whether you get this patch for yourself or for your favorite himbo, this embroidered iron-on patch will look great on a pair of jeans or your favorite denim jacket. 💙 Single...

Remember drawing the S Thing in school? Well now you can have the S but as a patch thats pretty cool huh? Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3” diameter  Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp - tracking is not included) Designed, digitized, machi...