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Whether you got Pfizer, Moderna, or a J&J, you deserved to be kiss. And you're hot. Listen, I don't make the rules. It rules you're vaccinated so you better make it known! Black and green felt embroidered iron-on patch with Kiss Me, I'm Vaccinated patch. Add it to your denim jacket or favorit...

Love, love love. Loooove, love love. All you need is love. Baby pink cuffed beanie with hot pink cursive embroidery. Keep this hat on during the winter or use it to cover a bad hair day, either way you'll look cute! Promise. 💕 Thick knit to keep you (and your head) warm. Stretchy fit for maximum...

My other car, but it's hat. I promise my other hat is a car. This beanie is way funnier than a bumper sticker, plus it will keep you warm! Cuffed black beanie embroidered in white with My Other Hat is a Car.  Thick knit to keep you (and your head) warm. Stretchy fit for maximum comfort and one s...

Be honest, have you ever been so tempted to eat those silica gel packs that are put in with shoes and bags? If they didn't want me eating them, then why did do they come in little spice packets and look like candy? Make it make sense. Cuffed black beanie embroidered in red with Test Hat Do Not Ea...

Attractive but maybe an airhead? But not a bimbo? or himbo? This Thembo patch is for you. A cute purple and white heart iron-on patch embroidered in cursive. Add this to a denim jacket, pair of jeans, or your favorite bag. 💜 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2.5 x 1.5" Patches are shipp...

You know the dude: he's very hot. Maybe a little beefy. Very sweet. Respectful. But he's a bit of an airhead. We love him. Whether you get this patch for yourself or for your favorite himbo, this embroidered iron-on patch will look great on a pair of jeans or your favorite denim jacket. 💙 Single...

A very sweet heart for your favorite Bimbo, or you! Who cares if you're a little ditzy? At least you're hot. Pink cursive iron-on embroidered patch easy to add on to your favorite denim or jean jackets. 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2.5 x 1.5" Patches are shipped via USPS First-Cl...

Make sure people know that your bag definitely does not have drugs in it! This little bag will hide your paraphernalia and not look suspicious whatsoever. Also a perfect pouch to carry pencils, make-up, or really anything! Embroidered with flowers and dark-black text. All bags are made to order...

Make sure people know that your bag definitely does not have drugs in it! This little bag will hide your paraphernalia and not look suspicious whatsoever. Also a perfect pouch to carry pencils, make-up, or really anything! Embroidered with flowers and retro-orange text. 🧡 All bags are made to or...

Three of our fan favorite hotties. Included in this combo pack: Long-legged Waluigi, Buff Luigi, and Sexy Smashing Nigel. Add a little spice to your laptop, water bottle, or wherever else. Collect them all or gift one to a friend in need. 🥵  Approx. 3" vinyl stickers.  Patches are shipped via US...

Oh, my pronouns you ask? I would actually prefer it if you never refer to me, ever. Black and white embroidered iron-on felt patch with Do Not Refer To Me in cursive. Keep this patch front and center on your favorite denim jacket or pair of jeans! 🖤 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2” ...

Make sure people know not to mess with you OR your stuff! Let those fricken fricks know that their actions have consequences with our classic, original design Don't Mess With Me I Will Cry, now on an embroidered zipper bag! All bags are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitiz...

The perfect way to carry and store all of your “Lady Stuff” - whatever that may be! Perfect size to carry your lip stick, nail polish, pads, a taser, or whatever is deemed to be the stuff of a lady. The quotations make it less suspicious. Black pouch embroidered with a red bloody font. 🩸 All bag...

Still searching for the perfect sticker for the sexy seaman in your life? Look no further than the Fish Want Me (featuring a very sexy fish) sticker version of our fan-favorite embroidered design. This sultry sticker lets people know that fish go crazy for your master baiter! Reel this beaut in t...

The rules to life are simple and there are three of them: eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs. Trusted advice guaranteed to never let you down. Pink and black embroidered patch that will look great on a denim jacket, a pair of jeans, or your favorite bag! Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximat...

He scream at own ass. A vinyl sticker of our original Scream Possum embroidery! Our favorite marsupial pal who is often misunderstood. They might be a little dumb but look how cute when he scream. Add this little opossum friend to your laptop, water bottle, or anywhere!  Approx. 2.5" vinyl stick...

No, That's it, okay? Add this cutie to a denim jacket, pair of jeans, or your favorite bag with this embroidered iron-on patch. This pink and black heart with Gothic Old English text will look great on its own or alongside your other patches. 🖤 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2” x 1.5...

Yoshi, but big. Bigger. Even Bigger. BIGGER. That's perfect. I give you, BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG YOSHI. A sticker of the original BEEG Yoshi embroidery✨ Stick this chonky friend wherever you see fit. And don't forget to grab one for a friend, everyone needs BEEEEEG yoshi in their life.  Approx. 2.5" ...

Yoshi, but big. Bigger. Even Bigger. BIGGER. That's perfect. I give you, BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG YOSHI. Behold, our original BEEG Yoshi embroidery✨ Cheer up your desk space or home with this chonky dude embroidered with a 4-inch hoop. And don't forget to grab one for a friend because everyone needs BE...

Get a bucket and a mop for this hunky man. Get our original WAPLuigi embroidery printed on a sticker! This is who Cardi B was talking about right? Grab one for yourself and for someone who needs this long-legged man in their life. 😘 Approx. 3" vinyl stickers.  Patches are shipped via USPS First-...

🙃 🔪 The iconic anthropomorphic mouse the Walt Disney Corporation has collectively drilled into our brains since we were babies. Now, get Mickey learning the lesson of How to Kill! Grab this sticker of our original vintage-style embroidery✨ Approx. 2.5" vinyl sticker.  Patches are shipped via USP...

“That’s how it is on this bitch of an earth” In the eyes of corporate America, this Buff Luigi embroidery is my villain origin story. And now you can get the sticker version that catapulted me to shitpost art fame. Mario gets all the fame and girls but have you seen his brother? Don't forget to g...

Show some love for the tiddies. Add this cutie to a denim jacket, pair of jeans, or your favorite bag with this embroidered iron-on patch. This black and pink heart with cursive will look great on its own or alongside your other patches. 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2” x 1.5" Pat...

For you can put Garfields favorite Lagsagnge in Pouch if ur a TRUE fan. All bags are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroidered myself in-house! Due to this, the bag you receive may vary slightly from the photo. Machine embroidered Pencil Bag / Makeup ...

Want a custom embroidered message? Choose a fabric, a font, a size, and a phrase and I’ll make it happen!✨PLEASE SPECIFY PHRASE AND FABRIC CHOICE WHEN CHECKING OUT✨(Fabric options are shown in 2nd picture)PLEASE NOTE: Turn around time from order to when I ship is typically 5-7 days, if you need ...

It's simple, im baby. Make sure everyone knows it. Cozy black embroidered beanie with baby pink cursive text. Perfect fit for a winter day, bad hair day, or any day! Don't forget to grab one for ur sweetie.  Thick knit to keep you (and your head) warm. Stretchy fit for maximum comfort and one si...

Want to talk to me? No. Ask me a question? No. Eye contact? No. Cozy black beanie with embroidered baby pink heart and a Gothic Old English, No. Super comfy fit for a cold day, bad hair day, or any day you just feel like saying no to.  Thick knit to keep you (and your head) warm. Stretchy fit fo...

And don't even think about raising your voice at me!!  Black embroidered beanie to remind everyone, Don't Mess With me I Will Cry. For those who are sensitive and maybe a little nervous The comfortable fit will make this an instant favorite in your wardrobe.  Thick knit to keep you (and your hea...

Custom personalized pet portraits make a great gift, keepsake, or even just a cool piece of art for your wall! Capture your furry friend (or fish, lizard, etc.) forever in embroidery. 💕 Each hoop is stitched and painted by hand, so it takes me about 4-6 weeks to complete a hoop depending on size ...

Want to celebrate having an absolute dumpster wagon? A bangin' dump truck? A phat ass? This patch is for you. Baby pink and hot pink embroidered iron-on patch with cursive Dummy Thicc. Easily add this little cutie to a bag or your favorite pair of jeans. 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximat...

Make sure people know that your bag definitely does not have drugs in it! This little bag will hide your paraphernalia and not look suspicious whatsoever. Also a perfect pouch to carry pencils, make-up, or really anything! Embroidered with flowers and pretty-pink text. All bags are made to order...

For all the emo girlies out there. Black felt embroidered iron-on patch with goth gf in Gothic Old English. Small enough to fit in with other patches but cute enough to stand on its own. Easily add some spice to your favorite denim jacket or pair of pants, and don't forget to grab one for ur goth...

When the revolution comes and the über-wealthy are finally offed, we'll be waiting at the guillotine. We're looking at you Mr. Amazon. Get on the right side of history with this sweet pink guillotine embroidered iron-on patch with hearts. 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2.2” x 2" Pa...

I might not be very smart but at least I'm sweet! A cute vinyl sticker of our Pure of Heart Dumb of Ass embroidered patch. Add this baby pink and hot pink heart anywhere to let people know that you're intentions are good even if you are a dummy.💕 Approx. 2.5" vinyl sticker.  Patches are shipped ...