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When was the last time you fed that Tamagotchi you remember having in 2005? You think it's doin' okay? Is it doing better than you...? All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroidered myself in-house! Due to this, the shirt you receive may var...

"I am a cashier at a farmers' market in Michigan. We sell a huge variety of stuff, including fresh shrimp. Today a toddler walked by our shrimp cooler and started chanting "SHRIMP! HEAVEN! NOW!", emphasis on the "NOW!". Eventually leading his mother to say "Please Daniel, we can't keep doing this...

Do you apologetically put your work life before your sex life? Do you dominate the board room, even if you're not really into a sub/dom sort of situation in the bedroom? Well then get ready to suit up with our all-new My Favorite Position is CEO (Missionary is a Close Second) Embroidered Black Te...

Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results.  Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and m...

This shirt is for the nut lover in all of us. It's perfect for those who want a fun way to remind people to respect their boundaries, and also for those who want to show their love of nuts in a more subtle way. The "Don't Touch My Nuts" embroidered shirt has helped plenty of person, just read...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAThis tote is the perfect size to carry your bulk groceries, books, snacks, or other goodies. Handles are long enough to comfortably wear over...

I was gonna type up a whole detailed description, but then I realized that the target demographic for this design wouldn't read it anyway.This tote is the perfect size to carry your bulk groceries, books, snacks, or other goodies. Handles are long enough to comfortably wear over your shoulder! M...

Other girls? You're not like them. You're different. You've got something those other girls don't have. A uniqueness that sets you apart from the crowd, while simultaneously putting down said crowd as part of an ingrained sense of competition bred into you by the patriarchy to keep women pitted a...

Every one loves a cute floral design!This tote is the perfect size to carry your bulk groceries, books, snacks, or other goodies. Handles are long enough to comfortably wear over your shoulder!I love you. Measures: 16.5'' long, 12.6'' high, 3.9'' wide for bottom gusset, and with 9.4'' high handl...

Let everyone know you are DTF - down to FISH🎣 All dad hats are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroidered myself in-house! Due to this, the cap you receive may vary slightly from the photo. Hats are made from a breathable cotton blend. Adjustable fitti...

Are your thighs heavenly? Do you have a divine booty? Have you ever had the song Church by The Game so stuck in your head that you had to make a hat about it?? Well then the Thicker than a Bible Dad Hat is perfect for you! All dad hats are made to order and feature my design that I created, digi...

This flirtatious Waluigi Pin-Up Pose Embroidered Iron-on Patch is the perfect way to add a little bit of sensual fun to your life. The embroidered design is sure to please, and the iron on backing makes it easy to apply. Just heat up your iron and get ready for some fun.There's just something abo...

This flirtatious Nigel Thornberry Pin-Up Pose Embroidered Iron-on Patch is the perfect way to add a little bit of sensual fun to your life. The embroidered design is sure to please, and the iron on backing makes it easy to apply. Just heat up your iron and get ready for some fun💕Nigel Thornberry ...

Keep Baby Patrick close to your heart with our embroidered patch! High-quality embroidered on twill backing.   Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2.5” length Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp - tracking is not included) Designed, digitized, ...

- Super comfortable fleece pullover.  - All crewnecks are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroidered in-house! Due to this, the shirt you receive may vary slightly from the photo.- sweaters are unisex and run true to size, and look great on everyone!- H...

Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results.  Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and ma...

Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results.  Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and ma...

Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results.  Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and ma...

Introducing our Pride Flower Denim Hat, a subtle celebration of love and diversity! 🌈🧢This stylish denim hat features six delicate flowers, each embroidered in the vibrant colors of the rainbow pride flag. Embracing the spirit of pride and unity in a minimalistic and elegant design, this hat all...

Presenting our Rainbow Pride Denim Hat, a symbol of unity and acceptance in its purest form! 🌈🧢This denim hat features a clean and classic design with a single rainbow elegantly embroidered on the front. Subtle yet impactful, this hat allows you to show your support for the LGBTQ+ community with ...

It's hard to be pleasant when you first wake up. You're exhausted and cranky, and you know there's only one thing that will help. One thing that will turn the hell of being awake into a manageable experience, that will transform the hollow goblin of a creature you see before you in the mirror int...

All hoops are made to order in-house. Due to this, the item you receive may vary slightly from the photo. Shop all of our embroidered hoops now! 

Do you play with your pothos? Make all the hoyas holler? Does your touch make monsteras moan? Do your syngoniums shiver when you you slide your hands down into their soil? Then make sure your calatheas call you by your name - Daddy. This sensual shirt is softer than a philodendron micans' leaf...

Looking for a stylish and comfortable shirt to wear that also sends a message? Look no further than this super soft embroidered shirt featuring a mushroom and the phrase, "Decompose the Rich." This shirt is perfect for those who want to make a statement about income inequality, or for those who j...

This super soft embroidered shirt is the perfect way to show the world that you're trash but you're treasured. The playful design features a trashcan and the phrase, "I am trash but I am treasured" to inspire others to see the value in everyone. Whether you wear it as a statement piece or simply...

This shirt is perfect for introverts who want to send a clear message to others - "fung off!" The shirt features a cute mushroom embroidered on the front, sending a clear message that you're not in the mood to socialize. Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex ...

Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results.  Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and ma...

a cute wall decoration for your plant zone? A gentle reminder of how the present is fleeting and how life finds a way through the most dire of obstacles? idk, probably the first one bc promotional copy is supposed to be lighthearted 😅 This 4” hoop will look great on your desk, on your wall, or as...

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Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results.  Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shirts are made to order and feature my  design that I created, digitized, and m...

Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results.  Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and ma...

So what if you weigh 500 lbs? So what if you’ve “lost all fear of people”? Whether you're Hank the Tank, or just someone trying to do their best, you're going to need people to Bear With you. Peep the shirt.  Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a li...

Hey look I made you some content! Hermit Crab patch inspired by Bo Burnham's Inside   Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3” length Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp - tracking is not included) Designed, digitized, machine-embroidered, and fin...

If you love mushrooms, represent it with our classic, original design Man I Love Fungi, now on an embroidered t-shirt! Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results.  Shop our full selec...

Pick your poison from our 4 new Goose Game inspired patches, options include: "No Gods No Masters""Peace Was Never An Option""Be Gay Do Crimes""Fuck Around and Find Out" This knife goose will strike fear in the hearts of your enemies (and also, like, townspeople) Single-sided, iron-on patch  App...

Keep Handsome Squidward close to your heart with our embroidered patch! High-quality embroidered on twill backing.   Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2.5” length Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp - tracking is not included) Designed, digit...

Weather you’re trying to impress your colleagues, make sure you’re getting your money’s worth out of that crippling student debt, or just show pride for your alma mater, there is no better way then to wear a University Of College School sweatshirt! Go team!- Super comfortable fleece pullover.  - ...

sometimes theres nothin in there, yknow? like, you can't get words to go so good, or like, maybe u have a thing where u can't do and then u try 2 brain blast or something and it just DOESN'T na'mean? well this then is for you ! All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, di...

sometimes theres nothin in there, yknow? like, you can't get words to go so good, or like, maybe u have a thing where u can't do and then u try 2 brain blast or something and it just DOESN'T na'mean? well this then is for you ! Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3” diameter  Patches are...