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"I think about frogs all day. I find them fascinating and can't help but wonder what it would be like to hop around like they do. I imagine what it would feel like to have that long tongue and sticky skin. I even dream about being a frog sometimes. I can't help it, I'm obsessed with frogs! I t...

Bingo is a sensual game that can get your heart racing and your blood pumping. The anticipation of waiting for your number to be called is thrilling, and the satisfaction of finally getting a bingo is immensely satisfying. There's something about the game that just makes you feel alive, and it's...

  Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, which is a true story, but *I* was looking absolutely SHREXY because I was rocking this dad hat. Black embroidered dad hat with a comfortable fit that will make this an instant favorite in your wardrobe! A...

You know the fat cat the hates Mondays? Beautiful tribute to Garfield with this I'm Love Lagsagnge embroidered dad hat. The comfortable fit will make this an instant favorite in your wardrobe!  All dad hats are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroidere...

Enough about your goddamn kid. They’re smarter than both of us and shittier than me and we both know it. At least I’m acknowledging reality here. Honestey is the best polisy and this hat will let 'em know. Black dad hat with our I'm Not Smart Than Youre Honor Student embroidered patch! The adjust...

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, which is a true story, but *I* was looking absolutely SHREXY because I was rocking this incredible vinyl sticker. Pay homage to your favorite swamp ogre with this sticker version of our Shrexy heart embroider...

Live laugh love all you want, but at the end of the day, life’s isn’t always a beach. Embrace that harsh reality with this bright and sunny embroidered tote bag, appropriate for the beach, the mall - probably not the PTA meeting though, depends on your crowd. ☀️🏖️🐚  Life's a Bitch embroidered on...

If you’ve got social anxiety, or are a human being, Costco can be a bit of a nightmarish experience once you’re past the charm of a 5 year supply of dish soap in one trip. Chime in with the “haven’t you people ever heard of using a goddamn self-checkout?” today (or in a couple days once your bag ...

You’ll love this patch more than Papyrus loves Frisk, and your enemies will fear you above even Sans when they understand how much DETERMINATION you’re filled with. Never forget the mouse and its cheese. Add this Filled With DETERMINATION Undertale Embroidered Iron-on Patch to a pair of jeans, a ...

Enough about your goddamn kid. They’re smarter than both of us and not as cool as me and we both know it. At least I’m acknowledging reality here. Honestey is the best polisy (and patches are the new bumper stickers?)  Easily add this embroidered patch to a denim jacket, your favorite pair of jea...

Introducing the Garfield "lagsagnge" patch! This high quality embroidered patch features everyone's favorite lazy cat, Garfield, along with the text "lagsagnge". Perfect for adding a little bit of humor (and a whole lot of lazy) to any outfit, this patch is sure to get a chuckle out of everyone w...

You can’t just scream whenever, you know - the checkout aisle, a family reunion, a Zoom meeting? Totes inappropes. But you know where screaming hours are 24/7? In your soul. For all those times you have to hold your tongue, let people know what’s really going on with this hat. Black dad hat embro...

You might not know what kind of man your dad is. He’s like a lot of other dads. Sexy? Who knows. Clever? Up to interpretation. Does he love you? Maybe. But what you DO know, especially if he has this - is that he is a MFin’ HAT. DAD. Cover his thinning spot with this fire “Hat Dad” Dad Hat today....

Look, here in Oregon, we have a saying: M.I.L.F. Man I Love Fishin’! Nothing’s hotter than a master baiter! Catch yours today. Grab this hat for your favorite fisherman or for your next fishing trip. 🎣 All dad hats are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine e...

Searching for the perfect something for the sexy seaman in your life? Look no further than the all-new Fish Want Me embroidered dad hat! This sultry fashion accessory lets everyone know that fish go crazy for your master baiter! Reel this beaut’ in today🎣 All dad hats are made to order and featu...

It's Not Coke, It's BEPIS. In 100% of our in-studio taste tests, BEPIS stood up to Coke and Pepsi as the cola / soda pop of choice. Rep it today with this logo embroidered dad hat. Th comfortable fit will make this dad hat an instant wardrobe staple for all you BEPIS lovers. 🥤 All dad hats are m...

Despite everything, it's still you. 💙💚💛💜🧡💜❤🖤 Embroidered black dad hat inspired by the message revealed at the end of Undertale. With a super comfy fit and adjustable strap, this cap will become an instant staple in your or wardrobe. Or gift it to your favorite person!  All dad hats are made t...

Bingo is a sensual game that can get your heart racing and your blood pumping. The anticipation of waiting for your number to be called is thrilling, and the satisfaction of finally getting a bingo is immensely satisfying. There's something about the game that just makes you feel alive, and it's ...

Uhh...need I say more? Add some attitude to a denim jacket, pair of jeans, or your favorite bag with this embroidered iron-on patch. This red and pink heart with cursive will look great on its own or alongside your other patches. 💕 Approximately 2” x 1.5” Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximate...

Bruh, are you serious? Add this cutie to a denim jacket, pair of jeans, or your favorite bag with this embroidered iron-on patch. This red and pink heart with cursive will look great on its own or alongside your other patches. 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2” x 1.5" Patches are sh...

What if yeet was fancy? This patch is the answer. Add this cutie to a denim jacket, pair of jeans, or your favorite bag with this embroidered iron-on patch. This red and pink heart with cursive will look great on its own or alongside your other patches. 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximate...

Taxing the rich is so two-thousand-and-late am I right? Their time is up and it's time for us to unite and buffet on the rich! Let it be known that when the guillotines start coming out, you'll be lined up with a fork and napkin. Cute Eat the Rich embroidered iron-on patch with silverware and tin...

You ever just, tired of existing? But like, you've also come to terms with it? We've captured that existential crisis in patch form! Bundle comes with all three embroidered patches for the complete Alive Ahaha Fuck look! Easily spice up a pair of jeans or your favorite bag. 💕 Single-sided, iron-...

Alive Ahaha- Fuck. The second heart in this patch bundle! Red and pink embroidered heart with cursive text. Easily add this iron-on patch to a pair of jeans, a denim jacket, or your favorite bag. Get this expletive patch by itself or grab the whole pack here! 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Appro...

Alive Ahaha- Fuck. The second heart in this patch bundle! Red and pink embroidered heart with cursive text. Easily add this iron-on patch to a pair of jeans, a denim jacket, or your favorite bag. Get this sarcastic patch on it's own or grab the whole pack here! 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Ap...

Alive Ahaha- Fuck. The first heart in this patch bundle! Red and pink embroidered heart with cursive text. Easily add this iron-on patch to a pair of jeans, a denim jacket, or your favorite bag. Get this reminder that you're alive or grab the whole pack here! 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Appro...

Approximately 2” x 1.5”Iron-on adhesiveDesigned, digitized, embroidered, and finished by me one at a time(Due to this, the exact patch you receive may vary slightly from the photo)Patches and stickers are sent without trackingCheck out all of our patches hereHere’s instructions on how to adhere y...

Oof...but make it cute and classy. Whether you're chronically clumsy or you're just really into Roblox (did you know that's where it came from???), this embroidered iron-on patch is for you. Red felt heart embroidered with a pink border and cursive text. Small enough to fit in with your other pat...

  What an elegant way to say nope! Red and pink embroidered iron-on patch with sweet cursive font. Easily add this little gem to your favorite bag, pair of jeans, or denim jacket. Small enough to fit next to your other patches but cool enough to be seen.  Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximate...

  Cowboy in the streets but a lady in the sheets. That's the saying right? Red and pink embroidered iron-on patch perfect for your favorite pair of jeans. The cursive lets everyone know you're fancy. Don't forget to grab one for your horse too. 🐎 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2” x 1...

Whether you got Pfizer or Moderna, you deserve a kiss. Listen, I don't make the rules. It's cool that you're vaccinated so you better make it known. Just in time for the colder months, Kiss Me I'm Vaccinated black and green embroidered beanie. Who knows, maybe someone will want to kiss you and go...