Shirts

Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results. Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and mac...

This super soft embroidered shirt is the perfect way to show the world that you're trash but you're treasured. The playful design features a trashcan and the phrase, "I am trash but I am treasured" to inspire others to see the value in everyone. Whether you wear it as a statement piece or simply...

Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results. Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and mac...

...so at first I was just gonna not write a product description for this since if you're buying this shirt you won't be able to read it anyway, but then I thought about all of the people who could be buying this as a gift, so this one's for you guys. All shirts are made to order and feature my d...

"I do not think, therefore I do not am" - René Descartes' brother, probably Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results.  Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shir...

Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results. Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and mac...

Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results. Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and mac...

Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results. Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and mac...

Is there a chance you may be stupid? This cow (bottom text) is here for you. Our embroidered shirts are so comfy, they'll quickly become a favorite. 🐄 All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroidered myself in-house! Due to this, the shirt you...

Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results. Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and mac...

Stupid babies need the most attention   Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results.  Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shirts are made to order and feature my ...

Other girls? You're not like them. You're different. You've got something those other girls don't have. A uniqueness that sets you apart from the crowd, while simultaneously putting down said crowd as part of an ingrained sense of competition bred into you by the patriarchy to keep women pitted a...

Independence is a virtue. Standing on your own and being self-sufficient is something to take pride in. So what if you're not the brightest lightbulb in the crayon box? Who cares that you're having a romantic dinner for one? What does it matter if you rented out the party room at Chuck E Cheese f...

Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results.  Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and ma...

…if each 1 year in a human life is like 7 years in a dogs life…… 😬 Paired with an adorable fireman Dalmatian and embroidered with In Dog Years I'm Dead, this shirt is perfect for just about anyone.  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroid...

Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results.  Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and ma...

Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results. Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and mac...

Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results. Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and mac...

  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroidered myself in-house! Due to this, the shirt you receive may vary slightly from the photo. Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but loo...

Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results. Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and mac...

 Rise and grind culture is the greatest, amirite? Who doesn’t love their 9-5, their side-hustle, and their separate “hobby” that’s been converted into some sort of additional income? If you’re not giving 110%, 110% of the time, are you really living? Burnout who? Make sure you never meet her with...

All right, I've been thinking... when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give me lemons! Do you know who I ...

You want scary? WE GOT IT! This terrifying tee is guaranteed to make anyone who sees you in it shit their pants in pure terror. ☠️WEAR AT YOUR OWN RISK☠️ Inspired by the horrifying tales of Creepypasta, this embroidered shirt is perfect for Halloween or all year round! All shirts are made to ord...

Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results. Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and mac...

Look, here in Oregon, we have a saying: M.I.L.F. Man I Love Fishin’! Nothing’s hotter than a master baiter! Catch yours today. Grab this shirt for your favorite fisherman or for your next fishing trip. 🎣 All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine em...

It's Halloween and Man I Love Frickin' BATS! Super comfortable charcoal gray shirt with embroidered lettering and spooky bat. A spooky take on our MILF designs!  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroidered myself in-house! Due to this, th...

"I think about frogs all day. I find them fascinating and can't help but wonder what it would be like to hop around like they do. I imagine what it would feel like to have that long tongue and sticky skin. I even dream about being a frog sometimes. I can't help it, I'm obsessed with frogs! I ...

If you love mushrooms, represent it with our classic, original design Man I Love Fungi, now on an embroidered t-shirt! Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results.  Shop our full selec...

Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results. Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and mac...

Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results. Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and mac...

Do you apologetically put your work life before your sex life? Do you dominate the board room, even if you're not really into a sub/dom sort of situation in the bedroom? Well then get ready to suit up with our all-new My Favorite Position is CEO (Missionary is a Close Second) Embroidered Black Te...

Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results. Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and mac...

Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results. Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and mac...

Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results. Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and mac...

Every one loves a cute floral design! All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroidered myself in-house! Due to this, the shirt you receive may vary slightly from the photo. Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are un...

Do you play with your pothos? Make all the hoyas holler? Does your touch make monsteras moan? Do your syngoniums shiver when you you slide your hands down into their soil? Then make sure your calatheas call you by your name - Daddy. This sensual shirt is softer than a philodendron micans' leaf...

Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results. Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and mac...

Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results. Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and mac...

Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results.  Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and ma...