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I might not be the sharpest tool in the shed but I do have a heart of gold. Keep your head warm with this cozy bimbo pink beanie embroidered with Pure of Heart & Dumb of Ass. 💕 Thick knit to keep you (and your head) warm. Stretchy fit for maximum comfort and one size truly fits all.  Designe...

For all the emo girlies out there. Black felt embroidered beanie with goth gf in Gothic Old English. The cozy fit of this beanie is a fan-favorite, perfect for a bad hair day, a winter day, or any kind of day! And don't forget to grab one for ur goth gf. 🖤 Thick knit to keep you (and your head) ...

You know the fat cat the hates Mondays? Beautiful tribute to Garfield with this I'm Love Lagsagnge embroidered dad hat. The comfortable fit will make this an instant favorite in your wardrobe!  All dad hats are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroidere...

  What an elegant way to say nope! Red and pink embroidered iron-on patch with sweet cursive font. Easily add this little gem to your favorite bag, pair of jeans, or denim jacket. Small enough to fit next to your other patches but cool enough to be seen.  Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximate...

Yoshi, but big. Bigger. Even Bigger. BIGGER. That's perfect. I give you, BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG YOSHI. A sticker of the original BEEG Yoshi embroidery✨ Stick this chonky friend wherever you see fit. And don't forget to grab one for a friend, everyone needs BEEEEEG yoshi in their life.  Approx. 2.5" ...

✨PLEASE SPECIFY PHRASE AND FONT / COLOR CHOICES IN COMMENT BOX WHEN CHECKING OUT✨ Please keep an eye out for an email from me with a proof on your design before I begin stitching anything Custom orders typically ship within one week, if you need it sooner let me know and I can accommodate P...

Make sure people know that your bag definitely does not have drugs in it! This little bag will hide your paraphernalia and not look suspicious whatsoever. Also a perfect pouch to carry pencils, make-up, or really anything! Embroidered with flowers and dark-black text. All bags are made to order...

The rules to life are simple and there are three of them: eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs. Trusted advice guaranteed to never let you down. Pink and black embroidered patch that will look great on a denim jacket, a pair of jeans, or your favorite bag! Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximat...

It's Not Coke, It's BEPIS. In 100% of our in-studio taste tests, BEPIS stood up to Coke and Pepsi as the cola / soda pop of choice. Rep it today with this logo embroidered dad hat. Th comfortable fit will make this dad hat an instant wardrobe staple for all you BEPIS lovers. 🥤 All dad hats are m...

Want to talk to me? No. Ask me a question? No. Eye contact? No. Cozy black beanie with embroidered baby pink heart and a Gothic Old English, No. Super comfy fit for a cold day, bad hair day, or any day you just feel like saying no to.  Thick knit to keep you (and your head) warm. Stretchy fit fo...

Sometimes I'm a bad bitch, and sometimes I'm a sad bitch. The duality of life. Remind people who the hell you are (even if you're kind of sensitive) and easily add this iron-on patch to a pair of jeans, your favorite denim jacket, bag, or wherever else. Sad bitches only 🌧 Single-sided, iron-on p...

sometimes theres nothin in there, yknow? like, you can't get words to go so good, or like, maybe u have a thing where u can't do and then u try 2 brain blast or something and it just DOESN'T na'mean? well this then is for you ! Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3” diameter  Patches are...

✨PLEASE SPECIFY PHRASE AND FONT / COLOR CHOICES IN COMMENT BOX WHEN CHECKING OUT✨ Custom orders typically ship within one week, if you need it sooner let me know and I can accommodate Phrases with explicit or graphic language or curse words are absolutely welcome, hate speech is not. If yo...

Stay warm and a little spooky! Comfy, cuffed black beanie with embroidered orange boo heart. 👻 Thick knit to keep you (and your head) warm. Stretchy fit for maximum comfort and one size truly fits all.  Designed, digitized, machine-embroidered, and finished by me one at a time. (Due to this, the...

What if yeet was fancy? This patch is the answer. Add this cutie to a denim jacket, pair of jeans, or your favorite bag with this embroidered iron-on patch. This red and pink heart with cursive will look great on its own or alongside your other patches. 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximate...

BOOBS Flame Font Embroidered Beanie Hat, One Size Fits All Thick knit to keep you (and your head) warm. Stretchy fit for maximum comfort and one size truly fits all.  machine-embroidered and finished by me one at a time. (Due to this, the exact item you receive may vary slightly from the photo)...

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For you can put Garfields favorite Lagsagnge in Pouch if ur a TRUE fan. All bags are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroidered myself in-house! Due to this, the bag you receive may vary slightly from the photo. Machine embroidered Pencil Bag / Makeup ...

For all the emo girlies out there. Black felt embroidered iron-on patch with goth gf in Gothic Old English. Small enough to fit in with other patches but cute enough to stand on its own. Easily add some spice to your favorite denim jacket or pair of pants, and don't forget to grab one for ur goth...

A very sweet heart for your favorite Bimbo, or you! Who cares if you're a little ditzy? At least you're hot. Pink cursive iron-on embroidered patch easy to add on to your favorite denim or jean jackets. 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2.5 x 1.5" Patches are shipped via USPS First-Cl...

Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3” diameter  Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp - tracking is not included) Designed, digitized, machine-embroidered, and finished by me one at a time. (Due to this, the exact patch you receive may vary slig...

The candy known as conversation hearts come from a 145 year old tradition of putting small notes inside a hard candy shell. These candies called "Crackles" came in many different shapes, and the candies became more popular the shapes started to standardize into the heart shapes predominantly used...

Look, here in Oregon, we have a saying: M.I.L.F. Man I Love Fishin’! Nothing’s hotter than a master baiter! Catch yours today. Grab this shirt for your favorite fisherman or for your next fishing trip. 🎣 All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine em...

Even the ghouls need to stay warm! Black embroidered beanie with Spooky bb in gothic Old English Font. Spice up your Halloween outfits or wear it all year round for added scariness.   Thick knit to keep you (and your head) warm. Stretchy fit for maximum comfort and one size truly fits all.  Desi...

Oof...but make it cute and classy. Whether you're chronically clumsy or you're just really into Roblox (did you know that's where it came from???), this embroidered iron-on patch is for you. Red felt heart embroidered with a pink border and cursive text. Small enough to fit in with your other pat...

Oh, my pronouns you ask? I would actually prefer it if you never refer to me, ever. Black and white embroidered iron-on felt patch with Do Not Refer To Me in cursive. Keep this patch front and center on your favorite denim jacket or pair of jeans! 🖤 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2” ...

🙃 🔪 The iconic anthropomorphic mouse the Walt Disney Corporation has collectively drilled into our brains since we were babies. Now, get Mickey learning the lesson of How to Kill! Grab this sticker of our original vintage-style embroidery✨ Approx. 2.5" vinyl sticker.  Patches are shipped via USP...

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, which is a true story, but *I* was looking absolutely SHREXY when rocking this Shrek inspired embroidered tee. All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embro...

Other girls? You're not like them. You're different. You've got something those other girls don't have. A uniqueness that sets you apart from the crowd, while simultaneously putting down said crowd as part of an ingrained sense of competition bred into you by the patriarchy to keep women pitted a...

Make sure those fricken fricks know that their actions have consequences with our classic, original design Don't Mess With Me I Will Cry, now on an embroidered t-shirt! Kindly remind people to never raise their voice at you or cross you. Ever.   Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/...

You can’t just scream whenever, you know - the checkout aisle, a family reunion, a Zoom meeting? Totes inappropes. But you know where screaming hours are 24/7? In your soul. For all those times you have to hold your tongue, let people know what’s really going on with this hat. Black dad hat embro...

Untitled Goose Game "Fuck Around and Find Out" Embroidered Iron-on Patch This knife goose will strike fear in the hearts of your enemies (and also, like, townspeople) Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3” diameter  Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a...

Looking for a stylish and comfortable shirt to wear that also sends a message? Look no further than this super soft embroidered shirt featuring a mushroom and the phrase, "Decompose the Rich." This shirt is perfect for those who want to make a statement about income inequality, or for those who j...

The candy known as conversation hearts come from a 145 year old tradition of putting small notes inside a hard candy shell. These candies called "Crackles" came in many different shapes, and the candies became more popular the shapes started to standardize into the heart shapes predominantly used...

Even witches and warlocks need to keep warm. Spice up your Halloween fit with this black beanie embroidered with Witchy bb in Gothic Old English. Perfect for you or as a gift 🧹 Thick knit to keep you (and your head) warm. Stretchy fit for maximum comfort and one size truly fits all.  Designed, d...

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE? A very spooky embroidered shirt inspired by the horrifying tales of Creepypasta. 👻 All shirts are made to order and...

  Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, which is a true story, but *I* was looking absolutely SHREXY because I was rocking this dad hat. Black embroidered dad hat with a comfortable fit that will make this an instant favorite in your wardrobe! A...

Be honest, have you ever been so tempted to eat those silica gel packs that are put in with shoes and bags? If they didn't want me eating them, then why did do they come in little spice packets and look like candy? Make it make sense. Cuffed black beanie embroidered in red with Test Hat Do Not Ea...

((Rudolph was driving))  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroidered myself in-house! Due to this, the shirt you receive may vary slightly from the photo. Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run ...