Patches

Alive Ahaha- Fuck. The second heart in this patch bundle! Red and pink embroidered heart with cursive text. Easily add this iron-on patch to a pair of jeans, a denim jacket, or your favorite bag. Get this sarcastic patch on it's own or grab the whole pack here! 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Ap...

You ever just, tired of existing? But like, you've also come to terms with it? We've captured that existential crisis in patch form! Bundle comes with all three embroidered patches for the complete Alive Ahaha Fuck look! Easily spice up a pair of jeans or your favorite bag. 💕 Single-sided, iron-...

Alive Ahaha- Fuck. The first heart in this patch bundle! Red and pink embroidered heart with cursive text. Easily add this iron-on patch to a pair of jeans, a denim jacket, or your favorite bag. Get this reminder that you're alive or grab the whole pack here! 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Appro...

Keep Baby Patrick close to your heart with our embroidered patch! High-quality embroidered on twill backing.   Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2.5” length Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp - tracking is not included) Designed, digitized, ...

An embroidered iron-on patch for all the Bad Bitches out there. Embroidered in cursive with a knife. Remind people who the hell you are and easily add this iron-on patch to a pair of jeans, your favorite denim jacket, bag, or wherever else. Bad bitches only 🔪 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approxi...

A very sweet heart for your favorite Bimbo, or you! Who cares if you're a little ditzy? At least you're hot. Pink cursive iron-on embroidered patch easy to add on to your favorite denim or jean jackets. 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2.5 x 1.5" Patches are shipped via USPS First-Cl...

Bingo is a sensual game that can get your heart racing and your blood pumping. The anticipation of waiting for your number to be called is thrilling, and the satisfaction of finally getting a bingo is immensely satisfying. There's something about the game that just makes you feel alive, and it's ...

Add a little scary to your favorite denim jacket, pair of jeans, or trick-or-treat bag. Black and orange heart patch embroidered with Boo in cursive. Collect all three of our spooky patches now 🎃 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2.2” x 2” Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail P...

Bruh, are you serious? Add this cutie to a denim jacket, pair of jeans, or your favorite bag with this embroidered iron-on patch. This red and pink heart with cursive will look great on its own or alongside your other patches. 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2” x 1.5" Patches are sh...

Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3" x 2.5" Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp - tracking is not included) Designed, digitized, machine-embroidered, and finished by me one at a time. (Due to this, the exact patch you receive may vary slightl...

Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3" x 3" Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp - tracking is not included) Designed, digitized, machine-embroidered, and finished by me one at a time. (Due to this, the exact patch you receive may vary slightly ...

The candy known as conversation hearts come from a 145 year old tradition of putting small notes inside a hard candy shell. These candies called "Crackles" came in many different shapes, and the candies became more popular the shapes started to standardize into the heart shapes predominantly used...

Despite everything, it's still you. 💙💚💛💜🧡💜❤🖤 Embroidered iron-on patch inspired by the message revealed at the end of Undertale. Easily add this patch to a denim jacket, your favorite pair of jeans, or anywhere else!  Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3.5” x 1.5” Patches are shipped ...

Oh, my pronouns you ask? I would actually prefer it if you never refer to me, ever. Black and white embroidered iron-on felt patch with Do Not Refer To Me in cursive. Keep this patch front and center on your favorite denim jacket or pair of jeans! 🖤 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2” ...

Get it? Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3” diameter  Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp - tracking is not included) Designed, digitized, machine-embroidered, and finished by me one at a time. (Due to this, the exact patch you receive may va...

Don’t Mess With Me I Will Cry Embroidered Iron-on PatchApproximately 2.5 “x 2”Iron-on adhesive Designed, digitized, machine-embroidered, and finished by me one at a time(Due to this, the exact patch you receive may vary slightly from the photo)Patches are sent without tracking

Politely remind people to keep their hands to themselves. I don't care if we're in a pandemic or not, don't get your grubby paws anywhere near me. Don't Touch Me white and pink embroidered iron-on patch. Easily add this to a denim jacket, your favorite pair of jeans, or wherever else. 💕 Single-s...

Want to celebrate having an absolute dumpster wagon? A bangin' dump truck? A phat ass? This patch is for you. Baby pink and hot pink embroidered iron-on patch with cursive Dummy Thicc. Easily add this little cutie to a bag or your favorite pair of jeans. 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximat...

The candy known as conversation hearts come from a 145 year old tradition of putting small notes inside a hard candy shell. These candies called "Crackles" came in many different shapes, and the candies became more popular the shapes started to standardize into the heart shapes predominantly used...

The rules to life are simple and there are three of them: eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs. Trusted advice guaranteed to never let you down. Pink and black embroidered patch that will look great on a denim jacket, a pair of jeans, or your favorite bag! Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximat...

Taxing the rich is so two-thousand-and-late am I right? Their time is up and it's time for us to unite and buffet on the rich! Let it be known that when the guillotines start coming out, you'll be lined up with a fork and napkin. Cute Eat the Rich embroidered iron-on patch with silverware and tin...

You’ll love this patch more than Papyrus loves Frisk, and your enemies will fear you above even Sans when they understand how much DETERMINATION you’re filled with. Never forget the mouse and its cheese. Add this Filled With DETERMINATION Undertale Embroidered Iron-on Patch to a pair of jeans, a ...

Alive Ahaha- Fuck. The second heart in this patch bundle! Red and pink embroidered heart with cursive text. Easily add this iron-on patch to a pair of jeans, a denim jacket, or your favorite bag. Get this expletive patch by itself or grab the whole pack here! 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Appro...

Byaoun Bown Bown Buhdah Bum LASAGNA Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3” diameter  Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp - tracking is not included) Designed, digitized, machine-embroidered, and finished by me one at a time. (Due to this, the ex...

Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3” diameter  Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp - tracking is not included) Designed, digitized, machine-embroidered, and finished by me one at a time. (Due to this, the exact patch you receive may vary slig...

For all the emo girlies out there. Black felt embroidered iron-on patch with goth gf in Gothic Old English. Small enough to fit in with other patches but cute enough to stand on its own. Easily add some spice to your favorite denim jacket or pair of pants, and don't forget to grab one for ur goth...

When the revolution comes and the über-wealthy are finally offed, we'll be waiting at the guillotine. We're looking at you Mr. Amazon. Get on the right side of history with this sweet pink guillotine embroidered iron-on patch with hearts. 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2.2” x 2" Pa...

Keep Handsome Squidward close to your heart with our embroidered patch! High-quality embroidered on twill backing.   Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 2.5” length Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp - tracking is not included) Designed, digit...

The candy known as conversation hearts come from a 145 year old tradition of putting small notes inside a hard candy shell. These candies called "Crackles" came in many different shapes, and the candies became more popular the shapes started to standardize into the heart shapes predominantly used...

You know the dude: he's very hot. Maybe a little beefy. Very sweet. Respectful. But he's a bit of an airhead. We love him. Whether you get this patch for yourself or for your favorite himbo, this embroidered iron-on patch will look great on a pair of jeans or your favorite denim jacket. 💙 Single...

The candy known as conversation hearts come from a 145 year old tradition of putting small notes inside a hard candy shell. These candies called "Crackles" came in many different shapes, and the candies became more popular the shapes started to standardize into the heart shapes predominantly used...

It's got that classic new Mattel smell, like when the wheels are hot Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3” diameter  Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp - tracking is not included) Designed, digitized, machine-embroidered, and finished by me o...

Enough about your goddamn kid. They’re smarter than both of us and not as cool as me and we both know it. At least I’m acknowledging reality here. Honestey is the best polisy (and patches are the new bumper stickers?)  Easily add this embroidered patch to a denim jacket, your favorite pair of jea...

Introducing the Garfield "lagsagnge" patch! This high quality embroidered patch features everyone's favorite lazy cat, Garfield, along with the text "lagsagnge". Perfect for adding a little bit of humor (and a whole lot of lazy) to any outfit, this patch is sure to get a chuckle out of everyone w...

The candy known as conversation hearts come from a 145 year old tradition of putting small notes inside a hard candy shell. These candies called "Crackles" came in many different shapes, and the candies became more popular the shapes started to standardize into the heart shapes predominantly used...

Hey look I made you some content! Hermit Crab patch inspired by Bo Burnham's Inside   Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3” length Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp - tracking is not included) Designed, digitized, machine-embroidered, and fin...

Whether you got Pfizer, Moderna, or a J&J, you deserved to be kiss. And you're hot. Listen, I don't make the rules. It rules you're vaccinated so you better make it known! Black and green felt embroidered iron-on patch with Kiss Me, I'm Vaccinated patch. Add it to your denim jacket or favorit...

The candy known as conversation hearts come from a 145 year old tradition of putting small notes inside a hard candy shell. These candies called "Crackles" came in many different shapes, and the candies became more popular the shapes started to standardize into the heart shapes predominantly used...