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The perfect way to carry and store all of your “Lady Stuff” - whatever that may be! Perfect size to carry your lip stick, nail polish, pads, a taser, or whatever is deemed to be the stuff of a lady. The quotations make it less suspicious. Black pouch embroidered with a red bloody font. 🩸 All bag...

Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3" x 2.5" Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp - tracking is not included) Designed, digitized, machine-embroidered, and finished by me one at a time. (Due to this, the exact patch you receive may vary slightl...

Byaoun Bown Bown Buhdah Bum LASAGNA All bags are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroidered myself in-house! Due to this, the bag you receive may vary slightly from the photo. Machine embroidered Pencil Bag / Makeup Bag / Multipurpose bag Canvas pouch ...

All dad hats are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroidered myself in-house! Due to this, the cap you receive may vary slightly from the photo. Hats are made from a breathable cotton blend. Adjustable fitting with a brushed nickel back clasp. Check o...

All dad hats are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroidered myself in-house! Due to this, the cap you receive may vary slightly from the photo. Hats are made from a breathable cotton blend. Adjustable fitting with a brushed nickel back clasp. Check o...

Are your thighs heavenly? Do you have a divine booty? Have you ever had the song Church by The Game so stuck in your head that you had to make a bag about it?? Well then the Thicker than a Bible Zipper is perfect for you! All bags are made to order and feature my design that I created, dig...

Clear Vinyl sticker featuring our original Man I Love Fishin' MILF embroidery design, roughly 3" x 2" This sticker can be used on a wide range of surfaces, including glass, metal, plastic, and painted surfaces. They are also resistant to water, fading, and wear, making them suitable for both i...

Untitled Goose Game "Peace Was Never An Option" Embroidered Iron-on Patch This knife goose will strike fear in the hearts of your enemies (and also, like, townspeople) Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3” diameter  Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with ...

Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results. Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and mac...

This tote is the perfect size to carry your bulk groceries, books, snacks, or other goodies. Handles are long enough to comfortably wear over your shoulder! Measures: 16.5'' long, 12.6'' high, 3.9'' wide for bottom gusset, and with 9.4'' high handles.  Made from environmentally-friendly natural ...

You Cannot Kill Me In A Way That Matters Mushroom Embroidered Tee Shirt, Unisex Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results. Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All sh...

All this from a slice of gabagool? All dad hats are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroidered myself in-house! Due to this, the cap you receive may vary slightly from the photo. Hats are made from a breathable cotton blend. Adjustable fitting with a b...

Are your thighs heavenly? Do you have a divine booty? Have you ever had the song Church by The Game so stuck in your head that you had to make a hat about it?? Well then the Thicker than a Bible Dad Hat is perfect for you! All dad hats are made to order and feature my design that I created, digi...

This flirtatious Nigel Thornberry Pin-Up Pose Embroidered Iron-on Patch is the perfect way to add a little bit of sensual fun to your life. The embroidered design is sure to please, and the iron on backing makes it easy to apply. Just heat up your iron and get ready for some fun💕Nigel Thornberry ...

Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results.  Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and ma...

This shirt is perfect for introverts who want to send a clear message to others - "fung off!" The shirt features a cute mushroom embroidered on the front, sending a clear message that you're not in the mood to socialize. Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex ...

The candy known as conversation hearts come from a 145 year old tradition of putting small notes inside a hard candy shell. These candies called "Crackles" came in many different shapes, and the candies became more popular the shapes started to standardize into the heart shapes predominantly used...

Custom Pick A Patch Beanie - Unisex One Size Fits All Machine Embroidered Beanie Hat Pick any patch in the shop and I’ll stitch it onto a cozy winter beanie for you!Just let me know in the notes which one of the patches you’d like and I’ll make it happen.- Thick knit to keep you (and your head) w...

"I think about frogs all day. I find them fascinating and can't help but wonder what it would be like to hop around like they do. I imagine what it would feel like to have that long tongue and sticky skin. I even dream about being a frog sometimes. I can't help it, I'm obsessed with frogs! I t...

Make sure those fricken fricks know that their actions have consequences with our classic, original design Don't Mess With Me I Will Cry, now on an embroidered sweatshirt! Super cozy and can even absorb your tears if someone dares mess with you.  Super comfortable fleece pullover with hood.   Al...

Live laugh love all you want, but at the end of the day, life’s not a beach - it’s a bitch and we all know it. You can embrace both though with this bright and sunny hat, appropriate for the beach, the mall - probably not the PTA meeting though, depends on your crowd.   Made from 100% lightweigh...

Make sure people know not to mess with you OR your stuff! Let those fricken fricks know that their actions have consequences with our classic, original design Don't Mess With Me I Will Cry, now on an embroidered zipper bag! All bags are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitiz...

  Very spooky. Embroidered Halloween shirt with BOO-BIES, and ghosts! Stay comfy and cute 👻 All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroidered myself in-house! Due to this, the shirt you receive may vary slightly from the photo. Super soft, 50/2...

Alive Ahaha- Fuck. The first heart in this patch bundle! Red and pink embroidered heart with cursive text. Easily add this iron-on patch to a pair of jeans, a denim jacket, or your favorite bag. Get this reminder that you're alive or grab the whole pack here! 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch  Appro...

Whether you got Pfizer or Moderna, you deserve a kiss. Listen, I don't make the rules. It's cool that you're vaccinated so you better make it known. Just in time for the colder months, Kiss Me I'm Vaccinated black and green embroidered beanie. Who knows, maybe someone will want to kiss you and go...

Want a custom embroidered message? Choose a fabric, a font, a size, and a phrase and I’ll make it happen!✨PLEASE SPECIFY PHRASE AND FABRIC CHOICE WHEN CHECKING OUT✨(Fabric options are shown in 2nd picture)PLEASE NOTE: Turn around time from order to when I ship is typically 5-7 days, if you need ...

Single-sided, iron-on patch  Approximately 3" x 2.5" Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp - tracking is not included) Designed, digitized, machine-embroidered, and finished by me one at a time. (Due to this, the exact patch you receive may vary slightl...

All dad hats are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroidered myself in-house! Due to this, the cap you receive may vary slightly from the photo. Hats are made from a breathable cotton blend. Adjustable fitting with a brushed nickel back clasp. Check o...

Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results. Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and mac...

All dad hats are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroidered myself in-house! Due to this, the cap you receive may vary slightly from the photo. Hats are made from a breathable cotton blend. Adjustable fitting with a brushed nickel back clasp. Check o...

Thick knit to keep you (and your head) warm. Stretchy fit for maximum comfort and one size truly fits all.  Designed, digitized, machine-embroidered, and finished by me one at a time. (Due to this, the exact patch you receive may vary slightly from the photo) Shop all of our embroidered beanie...

Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a little large, but look great on everyone!  Hand wash for best results. Shop our full selection of embroidered shirts here!  All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and mac...

Thick knit to keep you (and your head) warm. Stretchy fit for maximum comfort and one size truly fits all.  Designed, digitized, machine-embroidered, and finished by me one at a time. (Due to this, the exact patch you receive may vary slightly from the photo) Shop all of our embroidered beanie...

Keep it feral babes All bags are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroidered myself in-house! Due to this, the bag you receive may vary slightly from the photo. Machine embroidered Pencil Bag / Makeup Bag / Multipurpose bag Canvas pouch with a zi...

All bags are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroidered myself in-house! Due to this, the bag you receive may vary slightly from the photo. Machine embroidered Pencil Bag / Makeup Bag / Multipurpose bag Canvas pouch with a zipper Approximate Bag...