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Man I Love Frickin' Bats MILF Embroidered Tee Shirt
It's Halloween and Man I Love Frickin' BATS! Super comfortable charcoal gray shirt with embroidered lettering and spooky bat. A spooky take on our MILF designs! All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroidered myself in-house! Due to this, th...
Pure of Heart & Dumb of Ass Pink Embroidered Dad Hat, One Size Fits All
I might not be very smart but at least I'm sweet! Pure of heart & dumb of ass. Super comfortable embroidered dad hat perfect for a bad hair day (or any day). This light pink hat with hot pink cursive is a great addition to your wardrobe, or gift this to your favorite bimbo 💕 Made from 100% l...
[SCREAMS INTERNALLY] Embroidered Black Dad Hat, One Size Fits All
You can’t just scream whenever, you know - the checkout aisle, a family reunion, a Zoom meeting? Totes inappropes. But you know where screaming hours are 24/7? In your soul. For all those times you have to hold your tongue, let people know what’s really going on with this hat. Black dad hat embro...
Man Door Hand Hook Car Door CreepyPasta Embroidered Shirt
You want scary? WE GOT IT! This terrifying tee is guaranteed to make anyone who sees you in it shit their pants in pure terror. ☠️WEAR AT YOUR OWN RISK☠️ Inspired by the horrifying tales of Creepypasta, this embroidered shirt is perfect for Halloween or all year round! All shirts are made to ord...
Despite Everything It's Still You Undertale Embroidered Patch Beanie Hat, One Size Fits All
Despite everything, it's still you. 💙💚💛💜🧡💜❤🖤 Embroidered beanie inspired by the message revealed at the end of Undertale. With a super comfy fit made from a thick knit, this beanie will become an instant staple in your or wardrobe. Or gift it to your favorite person! Thick knit to keep you (an...
Yeet Red and Pink Heart Embroidered Iron-on Patch
What if yeet was fancy? This patch is the answer. Add this cutie to a denim jacket, pair of jeans, or your favorite bag with this embroidered iron-on patch. This red and pink heart with cursive will look great on its own or alongside your other patches. 💕 Single-sided, iron-on patch Approximate...
This Bitch Empty Embroidered Black Tee Shirt
sometimes theres nothin in there, yknow? like, you can't get words to go so good, or like, maybe u have a thing where u can't do and then u try 2 brain blast or something and it just DOESN'T na'mean? well this then is for you ! All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, di...
Minimum Wage Maximum Rage Embroidered Iron-on Patch
isn’t capitalism FUN??? Single-sided, iron-on patch Approximately 3” diameter Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp - tracking is not included) Designed, digitized, machine-embroidered, and finished by me one at a time. (Due to this, the exact patch ...
My Other Hat is a Car Embroidered Beanie Hat, One Size Fits All
My other car, but it's hat. I promise my other hat is a car. This beanie is way funnier than a bumper sticker, plus it will keep you warm! Cuffed black beanie embroidered in white with My Other Hat is a Car. Thick knit to keep you (and your head) warm. Stretchy fit for maximum comfort and one s...
Delicious! Black Phillip VVitch Inspired Embroidered Hoodie
Whomstvest would doth like to hath an delicious life ? Maybe he's Satan or maybe he's just a cute rambunctious billygoat! Black Phillip, as inspired by the antagonist of The VVitch (2015). Perfect for Halloween or all year round 👹 Super comfortable fleece pullover. All hoodies are made to ord...
Oof Cursive Red and Pink Heart Embroidered Iron-on Patch
Oof...but make it cute and classy. Whether you're chronically clumsy or you're just really into Roblox (did you know that's where it came from???), this embroidered iron-on patch is for you. Red felt heart embroidered with a pink border and cursive text. Small enough to fit in with your other pat...
Pronoun Patches - Embroidered Iron-on Black Heart Patches
Black and white embroidered pronoun patches in cursive. 🖤 She/her, He/him, They/them, and for those who choose to be ignored, Do not refer to me. If your pronouns aren’t listed, please message me to order and I’ll add them as an option! Single-sided, iron-on patch Approximately 2” x 1.5" Patche...
DTF - Down To Fish Embroidered Black Dad Hat, One Size Fits All
Let everyone know you are DTF - down to FISH🎣 All dad hats are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroidered myself in-house! Due to this, the cap you receive may vary slightly from the photo. Hats are made from a breathable cotton blend. Adjustable fitti...
Waluigi Nintendo Inspired Embroidered Iron-on Meme Patch
This flirtatious Waluigi Pin-Up Pose Embroidered Iron-on Patch is the perfect way to add a little bit of sensual fun to your life. The embroidered design is sure to please, and the iron on backing makes it easy to apply. Just heat up your iron and get ready for some fun.There's just something abo...
Bear With Me Tee Embroidered Black Tee Shirt Unisex
So what if you weigh 500 lbs? So what if you’ve “lost all fear of people”? Whether you're Hank the Tank, or just someone trying to do their best, you're going to need people to Bear With you. Peep the shirt. Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are unisex and run a li...
I Can't Read Embroidered White Tee Shirt, Unisex
...so at first I was just gonna not write a product description for this since if you're buying this shirt you won't be able to read it anyway, but then I thought about all of the people who could be buying this as a gift, so this one's for you guys. All shirts are made to order and feature my d...
Make Life Take The Lemons Back Embroidered Black Meme Tee Shirt
All right, I've been thinking... when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give me lemons! Do you know who I ...
Man I Love Frickin' Bats MILF Embroidered Dad Hat
You don’t have to hide anymore. It's Halloween, and it's frickin' bat time. Black dad hat with a spooky play on our M.I.L.F collection, Man I Love Frickin' BATS embroidered with a bat right there. The comfortable fit will make this an instant favorite + a staple in your wardrobe. 🦇 All dad hats ...
Kiss Me I'm Vaccinated Black Heart Embroidered Iron-on Patch
Whether you got Pfizer, Moderna, or a J&J, you deserved to be kiss. And you're hot. Listen, I don't make the rules. It rules you're vaccinated so you better make it known! Black and green felt embroidered iron-on patch with Kiss Me, I'm Vaccinated patch. Add it to your denim jacket or favorit...
Then Who Was Phone CreepyPasta Embroidered Hoodie Unisex
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE? A very spooky hoodie inspired by the horrifying tales of Creepypasta. 👻 Super comfortable fleece pullover. All ho...
Let's Get This Bread Embroidered Shirt Unisex
Rise and grind culture is the greatest, amirite? Who doesn’t love their 9-5, their side-hustle, and their separate “hobby” that’s been converted into some sort of additional income? If you’re not giving 110%, 110% of the time, are you really living? Burnout who? Make sure you never meet her with...
Himbo White and Blue Heart Embroidered Iron-on Patch
You know the dude: he's very hot. Maybe a little beefy. Very sweet. Respectful. But he's a bit of an airhead. We love him. Whether you get this patch for yourself or for your favorite himbo, this embroidered iron-on patch will look great on a pair of jeans or your favorite denim jacket. 💙 Single...
Untitled Goose Game "Be Gay Do Crimes" Embroidered Iron-on Patch
Untitled Goose Game "Be Gay Do Crimes" Embroidered Iron-on Patch This knife goose will strike fear in the hearts of your enemies (and also townspeople) Single-sided, iron-on patch Approximately 3” diameter Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp - trac...
Spooky Starbucks Halloween Parody Embroidered Iron-on Patch
Single-sided, iron-on patch Approximately 3” diameter Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp - tracking is not included) Designed, digitized, machine-embroidered, and finished by me one at a time. (Due to this, the exact patch you receive may vary sl...
Poison Apple Embroidered Iron-on Patch
Single-sided, iron-on patch Approximately 3” diameter Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp - tracking is not included) Designed, digitized, machine-embroidered, and finished by me one at a time. (Due to this, the exact patch you receive may vary sl...
Hard Pass Candy Conversation Heart Embroidered Iron-on Patch
The candy known as conversation hearts come from a 145 year old tradition of putting small notes inside a hard candy shell. These candies called "Crackles" came in many different shapes, and the candies became more popular the shapes started to standardize into the heart shapes predominantly used...
PEEPEEPOOPOO Floral Aesthetic Embroidered Tee Shirt
Every one loves a cute floral design! All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine embroidered myself in-house! Due to this, the shirt you receive may vary slightly from the photo. Super soft, 50/25/25 poly/combed ring spun cotton/rayon Shirts are un...
Custom Embroidered Multipurpose Zipper Pouch Bag
✨PLEASE SPECIFY PHRASE AND FONT / COLOR CHOICES IN COMMENT BOX WHEN CHECKING OUT✨ Please keep an eye out for an email from me with a proof on your design before I begin stitching anything Custom orders typically ship within one week, if you need it sooner let me know and I can accommodate P...
Ho Christmas Bow Mistletoe Embroidered Unisex Tee Shirt
Ho, ho, ho? More like Ho. Ready to add a little Ho to your holiday season? Soft embroidered shirt perfect for Christmas! Complete with a festive bow and a little sprig of mistletoe. Get one for yourself and one as a gift! 🎅 All shirts are made to order and feature my design that I created, digiti...
Shrexy Black Embroidered Tote Bag
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, which is a true story, but *I* was looking absolutely SHREXY when rocking this Shrek inspired embroidered tote. Perfect to carry groceries, books, snacks, or other goodies. Handles are long enough to comforta...
Don’t Mess With Me I Will Cry Embroidered Black Dad Hat, One Size Fits All
And don't even think about raising your voice at me!! Black embroidered dad hat to remind everyone, Don't Mess With me I Will Cry, The comfortable fit will make this an instant favorite in your wardrobe. All dad hats are made to order and feature my design that I created, digitized, and machine...
Guillotine Embroidered Patch Beanie Hat, One Size Fits All
When the revolution comes and the über-wealthy are finally offed, we'll be waiting at the guillotine. Super comfy beanie with an embroidered patch featuring a pink guillotine and red hearts. 💕 Thick knit to keep you (and your head) warm. Stretchy fit for maximum comfort and one size truly fits a...
"Hat Dad" Flames Embroidered Black Dad Hat, One Size Fits All
You might not know what kind of man your dad is. He’s like a lot of other dads. Sexy? Who knows. Clever? Up to interpretation. Does he love you? Maybe. But what you DO know, especially if he has this - is that he is a MFin’ HAT. DAD. Cover his thinning spot with this fire “Hat Dad” Dad Hat today....
Thicc Donkey Kong Embroidery with 4-Inch Hoop
What if Donkey Kong had an absolute dump trunk? This is our answer. Add this bootylicious embroidery hoop to your desk, gallery wall, or anywhere in your house! Includes 4" bamboo hoop. Baby got back, more like DK got back (and a fat ass). Get yours now! All hoops are made to order in-house. Due ...
Thembo White and Purple Heart Embroidered Iron-on Patch
Attractive but maybe an airhead? But not a bimbo? or himbo? This Thembo patch is for you. A cute purple and white heart iron-on patch embroidered in cursive. Add this to a denim jacket, pair of jeans, or your favorite bag. 💜 Single-sided, iron-on patch Approximately 2.5 x 1.5" Patches are shipp...
Custom Hand-made Pet Portrait Embroidery Hoop
Custom personalized pet portraits make a great gift, keepsake, or even just a cool piece of art for your wall! Capture your furry friend (or fish, lizard, etc.) forever in embroidery. 💕 Each hoop is stitched and painted by hand, so it takes me about 4-6 weeks to complete a hoop depending on size ...
Untitled Goose Game "No Gods No Masters" Embroidered Iron-on Patch
Untitled Goose Game "No Gods No Masters" Embroidered Iron-on Patch This knife goose will strike fear in the hearts of your enemies (and also, like, townspeople) Single-sided, iron-on patch Approximately 3” diameter Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp...
You Cannot Kill Me In A Way That Matters Mushroom Embroidered Canvas Tote Bag
This tote is the perfect size to carry your bulk groceries, books, snacks, or other goodies. Handles are long enough to comfortably wear over your shoulder! Measures: 16.5'' long, 12.6'' high, 3.9'' wide for bottom gusset, and with 9.4'' high handles. Made from environmentally-friendly natural ...
MOTHMAN Embroidered Iron-on Patch
Single-sided, iron-on patch Approximately 4” wide Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp - tracking is not included) machine-embroidered and finished by me one at a time. (Due to this, the exact patch you receive may vary slightly from the photo) Her...
Handsome Squidward Embroidered Iron-on Patch
Keep Handsome Squidward close to your heart with our embroidered patch! High-quality embroidered on twill backing. Single-sided, iron-on patch Approximately 2.5” length Patches are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail Postage" an envelope with a stamp - tracking is not included) Designed, digit...